I'm afraid that I have been procrastinating on my attempts to teach the children of the world the ABC's of felonies, I haven't even started B is for Bludgeon yet! Well here is the incomplete C is for Cocaine, it was originally going to be two canvass like A is for Arson and B is for Bludgeon, but then my sister suggested adding the legs and I couldn't fit them on the tiny canvass correctly. Hopefully I'll get my crap together and finish the monstrosities soon. I know it isn't as good as A is for Arson, but fret not, it shall be worse in the near future.