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Joke: Drug Testing

11 Mar 2021 1 minute read 8 comments stevea68

There was a mail delivery job opening that read: "Postal Worker position available.  We are looking for an experienced driver that speaks English and is good with numbers.  We also do drug testing." I prepared for the job, called to apply for the pos...

SHARE YOUR BATTLE - FURIOUS CHICKEN SPLINTERLANDS, Sacrificial Animal's Support Group

11 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments isthistomorrow

Hello Everyone, My name is Frank. Like most of you, I too, am a sacrificial animal. I am a chicken, a Furious Chicken in fact... Only a Level One. My owner doesn't see it fit to level me up... As you can see, I'm not very happy about my situation. I...

Why do these famous people grow out their fingernails?

10 Mar 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Claude Sundae

Do You Wonder Why Famous People Grow Out Pinky Fingernails? Is it for a practical reasons? Or... Just a fleek way to show off a coke habit? 1 Of 3 Celebrities' Below Is The Second Reason! Did Bob Ross Use His Long Nails To Do Cocaine? If you there a...

BANANO vs. Doge, Battle of the Memecoins

6 Mar 2021 1 minute read 4 comments PopeLuciferMorningStar

I was browsing some other forums earlier this evening and came across a conversation about Dogecoin versus BANANO, and I drew up this meme. I think both are funny and please relax before you attack me if you're going to take offense. It's just a meme...

21st Birthday in Atlantic City

28 Feb 2021 3 minute read 3 comments DrMind

         The rush of gambling is nothing like people have experienced in their lives. Depending on how much money you have and how you earn it, these feelings vary from person to person. Some cannot wait to turn 21 to head to the bar. For me, it was...

Leaps of faith

26 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments DrMind

    When you have a certain level of confidence in yourself, you are sure you cannot make a wrong decision and everything you do is pre planned. All for certain reasons. Legitimately being honest and truthful with yourself. No delusions.       As lon...

The Wizard and The Cuck

23 Feb 2021 6 minute read 0 comments TooTimid2WriteSeriously

               Leaning against his stained and worn mop, Sanitation Captain Roger (Roger Jenkins) discreetly tries to wipe grime from his cheek while he stretches his list of tasks into a soliloquy of the mundane. Roger is dressed in a muted grey jum...

Day 7. Elevated.

20 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Barradray

My sense of taste has transcended this mortal coil. This sugar detox is distorting my sense of time, it feels like weeks since I started it but it's only been a couple of days. This morning, I ate a Nature Valley style, sugar free granola breakfast b...

Day 6. Boba.

20 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Barradray

Today after work, I walked up the road to the Framdor building because I've always wanted to go inside and I was free all day so I figured why not. After a couple of minutes walking I made it to the outside of the building. I approached the door and...

Day 5. Neurogenesis.

19 Feb 2021 1 minute read 0 comments Barradray

I have gone 5 days without sugar. From this I have gained an increase of smell. I can smell the forest next to my house, the fresh bread my neighbor just made 3 houses down... I can smell the poop going up my toilet and down into the sewer.  I suspec...