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Yikes, sorry about that retard shit... I can explain:

20 Oct 2021 4 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock $0.02

  You see, I was really really high.   I'm glad we cleared that up. You three fuckers who 👎'd that shit.. why, you're absolutely right. I don't begrudge that at all. Pretty fucked up.  The couple a guys what 👍'd that transgressive nonsense, well.....

I got the best possible version of the shittiest card.

8 Oct 2021 5 minute read 1 comment Whitney John Haverstock $0.04

Hey you fuckers. 👋 How's it going?😁 I've been away for a bit but I thought I'd pick right back up with the casual swearing. Seems a good format for casual trash mouth filth talk. What can I say, I'm a garbage person. 🤷‍♂️ I emoji for the sake of t...

Movie Review: Nekrotronic (2018)

8 Oct 2021 3 minute read 0 comments peerynt $0.06

Have you heard about films sometimes having kids? I have. Case in point: Nekrotronic. This is what we get when The Sorcerer’s Apprentice moves to Australia, and decides to have a kid with The Matrix. The kid somehow ends up having a troubled childhoo...

Oh man. Now THIS is comedy. Check out anti magic white weenie.

28 Sep 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Whitney John Haverstock $0.01

Hahaha. The shots just bounced off our boy. My damn tablet has developed quite the delay with the screen-shotting, so I am sorry to say, and this pains me greatly.. I did not capture whatever magic +1 little dude in the back row my opponent had ther...

Hey, help a brother out you honkey ass crackers.

28 Sep 2021 5 minute read 1 comment Whitney John Haverstock $0.11

Fuck it.  I'm begging. Consider this me rattling my tin cup here, like Eddy Murphys character in Trading Places. You know, at the beginning of the movie, when he's on that little wheely cart, pretending he's legless. That's ME you see, with a couple...

Fuck you magic builds.

26 Sep 2021 1 minute read 7 comments Whitney John Haverstock $0.06

Hahaha. I've cracked the code. Ok, so almost every fuckbag who's picked 'Water' the last .. all the games is probably running that +1 magic fucker. Welp, look out baby! I've got the tools! -(Tenacious D shout out) You put a onna them shield dudes wi...

What the Hell am I doing?? Why do I suck??

25 Sep 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Whitney John Haverstock $0.06

Haha. I'm like your dad or grandpa who calls you to ask how the remote works, with this newfangled crypto stuff. 😅 I suck at it.   One wants to learn though. Oh, hey, btw, when I get 20,000 DEC together I'd like to start a guild in Norm Macdonald's...

Together (2021) [⭐⭐⭐⭐]

19 Sep 2021 1 minute read 1 comment trumanrose $0.05

Together (2021) is a British comedy movie written by Dennis Kelly and directed by Stephen Daldry. The story is about a couple that hates each other but is forced to stay together with their kid, Artie, during the COVID-19 pandemic in the UK. The film...

Coins the Cryptoverse Needs Now!

14 Sep 2021 3 minute read 2 comments TabbyTabby $0.19

Although there's a tooon of coins out there right now, there aren't the right coins out there. So, what we should do is get the government involved to take away all the bad coins and force people...sorry, wait. That was my authoritarian cousin. I'm b...

The Darwin Awards

12 Sep 2021 3 minute read 0 comments Namsu $0.09

180 Bizarre True Stories of How Dumb Humans Have Met Their Maker Published: 27, September 2001 Author/Editor: Wendy Northcutt Genres: Comedy, Humor, Real Life Stories   The Darwin Awards are a satirical award that began in Usenet newsgroup discussio...