Haha.

I'm like your dad or grandpa who calls you to ask how the remote works, with this newfangled crypto stuff. 😅

I suck at it.

One wants to learn though.

Oh, hey, btw, when I get 20,000 DEC together I'd like to start a guild in Norm Macdonald's honor.

When I thought it was 2,000 I filled the whole thing out, fruitlessly. Like an idiot. I did however have the presence of mind to cut paste it for later. If you'll suffer it, here it is. All 1,000 words:

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Norm Macdonald was a national treasure.
We fight in his honor.

Norm Macdonald fans of all stripes, I don't care who you are or what you belive in, if you're good to people and you pull your weight, welcome to the pantheon of good humored champions.

I am a low level nube but don't let that fool you.
I really like this game and I think it has huge upside potential.
I'm grinding away at the old girl and by golly, if spending 2 days crystal earnings to create a guild in the honor of Norm is dumb, then I'm proudly an idiot.
Let's really help each other out eh?
Insomuch as that's possible?

-I'm talking about fostering a community here.
I want us to learn and grow, laugh and cry..
Maybe see our enemies fall before us and we can enjoy perhaps the lamentations of the women.
-JUST for a bit..
Then we must comfort and shelter said women.
Because we're not dicks.

Women are MORE than welcome to join though, sans lamentation.(Really it's the easier path)

Only Norm Macdonald fans need apply

**

So, there you have it.

If you wanna get in on the comedy team, hit me up!

Let's make some fun Splinterlands memes and stuff.

Also if ANYONE can lend me some gold cards.. 😅

Just before the season ends..

I'll suck your d*ck. 😑

Hahaha. I'm kidding. I would totes appreciate it though, I have enough battle points to get to silver 2 but I'm short on power.

I'm all about this game and I plan on investing what I can in it.. it's just, boy, even renting to get to silver 2 before the deadline is mucho 💲. I want to foster a community anyway. I really wanna lean into the social aspect of this project. 

Ok, that's verbose enough for a first post.

Thanks for reading this nonsense and I've got more Spliterlands memes on the way!