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I'm Sorry, Sam

26 Jul 2021 7 minute read 3 comments Celery Cyborg $0.05

  I've worked many different jobs in my lifetime. I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn, a king....Wait a minute, that's Frank Sinatra. Oops! I've actually been most of those things although I have no idea what a pauper is. I assume...

30 second Bitcoin conspiracy theory I had with my morning coffee

21 Jun 2021 1 minute read 5 comments RocketEnthusiast $0.75

Good morning hodlers! Put on your foil hat and try to follow along! Tesla: adds Bitcoin to balance sheetElon: criticizes BTC for environmental effects, calls for councilSaylor: Helps start, lead BTC Mining Council encouraging clean energy usage China...

Hello everyone, I have an announcement to make!!

20 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments TheCryptokeeper $0.01

*taps mic* Ahem!!Hello Everyone!! Please gather 'round!!  I need to make sure everyone's here. Please take your seat. You need to hear this.         Actually, this mic might not have a decent enough quality for everyone, let me switch to something...

Five Fittingly Named Professionals

16 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments RocketEnthusiast $0.01

"Whew, it's Tuesday!" said no one ever. Well, regardless, I thought it'd be nice to take some time off my usual blogging subjects of crypto and stocks and write about something a little more light-hearted. It all began this morning when my wife told...

The (7)even Deadlier Sins of Crypto

13 Jun 2021 3 minute read 4 comments Jinno $0.06

      Peace is a lie, there is only Passion. Through passion, I gain Strength. Through strength, I gain Power. Through power, I gain Victory. Through victory, my chains are broken.   Hubris: You follow or are trying to learn from Sharks from finance...

Bitcoin: Return of the Jedi

13 Jun 2021 1 minute read 0 comments BeeHoward $0.12

A long time ago in a distant Galaxy, there was a Republic of Planets. The Force guided everything. The Jedi preserved its harmony.A fellow named Anakin Skywalker was highly respected and admired for his abilities. Anakin dreamed big, he was more powe...

13 Skeleton Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

7 Jun 2021 1 minute read 1 comment RocketEnthusiast $0.21

Bones. Calcium carbonate and calcium phosphate. Some of my favorite skeletons include that of Aaron Kelly from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, the "Partytime" Skeleton from the 1985 film Return of the Living Dead, and of course Smitty Werbenjägerm...

One Pandemic Restriction I Will Miss

3 Jun 2021 1 minute read 3 comments RocketEnthusiast $0.12

As most states have lifted coronavirus restrictions, the United States is getting back to "business as usual." However, this post is not intended to divulge my opinion on masks, the origin of COVID-19, or a pro/anti stance on vaccines. No, I want to...

Mumbling Mondays

26 Apr 2021 3 minute read 0 comments penderis $0.03

Sooo... I have decided to try posting daily, see where that takes a person. As with all my posts, I imagine most will know that I have no fucking clue what to post about nor do I do any real effort at the best of times. Ah, Mumbling Mondays. Did you...

To anyone who's stressed out watching their portfolio plummet

23 Apr 2021 1 minute read 4 comments jvcz $0.16

I know this can be a very stressful time for a lot of you. It's not easy to hit refresh and see that you've lost even more money than half a second ago. The thoughts of "I should have sold last week" and "why didn't I listen to Peter Schiff" start cr...