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15 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Eight 1. What are you doing, bum? 2. Would you like some chewing gum? Proverbios de Smog Capítulo Setenta y Ocho 1. ¿Qué estás haciendo, vago? 2. ¿Quieres un chicle?
15 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.04
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Seven 1. Pay your local cloudcatcher. 2. Let your dreams run free. 3. Tip the vacuum cleaner singer. 4. Rip your dead birds out of the tree. 5. Dig the vibe. 6. Dig the wave. 7. D...
13 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.09
Here at Mexican Horse Shocks From The 19th Century, we offer shocks made by drunken, unskilled labor in the Mexican desert over 150 years ago, at a price you can afford. At Mexican Horse Shocks From The 19th Century, you will marvel at the poor work...
12 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.08
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Six 1. We danced on the rooftop of the world. 2. We watched the sun run across the sky 3. Like the king of the night. 4. We ate the dirty pearl. 5. We never asked why. 6. We wrote...
11 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.04
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Five 1. What is the purpose of this cinematic desert? 2. Ride the blue feathers to the end of the line. 3. The mountains have landed on my windshield like a spaceship. 4. The sky...
6 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.06
For anyone unfamiliar with my music, the greatest hits albums on YouTube are the best place to start. I actually compiled them with the intention of letting people have them for free. But, other than the enjoyment I received from making them, it hasn...
5 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.06
My theory about "conspiracy theories" is that people who believe in none of them are the same as people who believe in all of them. Bart Sibrel makes a compelling argument that the moon landing was faked. I'm inclined to believe it. Look it up and de...
4 Apr 2026 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.08
I believe all caving mishap videos are coded van life videos. "Rescuers struggled to free the body, but after 20 years the victim's head had become permanently wedged between a tool box and a rucksack full of clothes from the thrift store. It took 12...
4 Apr 2026 1 minute read 2 comments Nathan Payne $0.13
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Four 1. Do not go with Genghis Nudist. 2. Clothe your inner drunken Judas. 3. Forsake the way of Genghis Naked. 4. You will never be forsaked. Proverbios de Smog Capítulo Setent...
3 Apr 2026 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.05
Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Three 1. You don't want to die. You just don't want to live here. It's not the same. 2. Better the scenic route through hell to wisdom, than the express lane through paradise to h...
