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The Bible is the Truth (read it!)

18 Jun 2023 12 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

1.  The Museum Glass of Heaven I went to Juárez, Mexico with a church group in January of 1994.  We were there to build a house.  By "house" I mean concrete structure that may or may not have had any holes in the floor or walls for plumbing and elect...

God Puts a Mexican Filter on NYC

15 Jun 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"Mexico is sepia, old, and shadowy."Dulce Maria Sauri   I'm in the middle of re-watching Steven Soderbergh's 2000 film Traffic, which is better than I remember.  It's an interesting snapshot of the time in which it was made.  Pre-9/11, pre-2006 Mexic...

Note for the Jiménez Bros. Band

10 Jun 2023 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Estimados Hnos. Jiménez, I overheard your concert in the backyard the other night.  I liked the part where you led the entire audience in a rousing chorus of whatever you call that noise you make.  The audience seemed enthusiastic, everybody singing...

Requiem For Emily X

4 Jun 2023 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

“Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.”Matthew 23:15   I mean it, y'know.  The whole thing about not believ...

To Emily X, Who Died in the Reign of Terror

4 Jun 2023 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

“Hope is the thing with feathersThat perches in the soulAnd sings the tune without the wordsAnd never stops at all.”Emily Dickinson   I have an English degree from the University of Illinois at Chicago, and never once, not once, ever, have I heard an...

Has God Boycotted The U.S.?

1 Jun 2023 7 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"But this people hath a revolting and a rebellious heart; they are revolted and gone.  Neither say they in their heart, Let us now fear the LORD our God, that giveth rain, both the former and the latter, in his season...Your iniquities have turned aw...

Prepare To Meet Your Popcorn Maker

30 May 2023 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

"I am big.  It's the pictures that got small."Norma Desmond   I don't hate it as much as I thought I would.  When I heard that a song called "Boycott Target" was in 2nd place on some rap & hip-hop charts somewhere, my first thought was some variation...

I'm So Beautiful (whoah is me)

29 May 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

In this insane documentary from the future, three MGTOW guys observe both a nuclear blast and the rapture while riding the one-way Merry-Go-Round to the stars.  The song starts out with a bunch of excuses from the wife, in which she fails to justify...

The Lava Lamp Apocalypse

28 May 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

In the summer of 2023, Russia launches its Lava Lamp arsenal against NATO countries, including the United States.  The streets of Western cities become molten cesspools of psychedelic torment. Before NATO can retaliate, the Rapture occurs.  Millions...

Karaoke Night at the U.N.

24 May 2023 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

In order to promote a more hardcore, Rock & Roll agenda of fake peace infused with bouts of controlled, profitable violence, and bring the DoucheCon levels back to reasonable levels, punk-rock dissidents within NATO recently hosted karaoke night at t...