For those of you who enjoyed my "A Whole Lot More About Me" writing (or have never read it), I present a list of twenty-two things about me that are not related to my misadventures in crypto nor kinks. Believe it or not, Ripley, I'm a little over getting up on my soapbox and posting political/SJW content for this week, so let's mix it up with something mostly light-hearted for a change, yeah?
- I'm probably funnier than I think I am. This has been externally verified by people who giggle at things I didn't intend to be humorous.
- I will hold you to your rules and expect you play by them, will call you out when you don't. I expect you to do the same to me.
- I call my friends Darling or Sausage (with their consent, of course).
- I am currently unemployed. If I cease to be active on various blogging sites within the next ten to forty days from time of writing, then I am homeless too.
- One of my hobbies includes messing around with DAWs and synths (including, but not limited to, Rytmik).
- I have both By Me a Coffee and Patreon accounts, to which I upload my music creations. However, I have no patrons.
- Bananas are my favourite fruit, followed by peaches. However, I'm not moving to the country to eat a lot of them.
- I do not like vanilla as a flavour; it strikes me as bland. Not in my food, nor in my sex life.
- I like my eggs like I like my sex: hot and hard.
- I am the walrus. I was a moose once.
- If I was going to datae a Kanker sister, it would be Marie.
- I am stubborn and pig-headed.
- I am very against any bigots who tries to silence/shame anyone who has an opinion or personal rule-set different from the groupthink of the madding crowd if it's not actually doing any harm.
- I might support your cause, but I consider it hypocritical and meaningless to call myself your ally. I'm on nobody's "side" but my own.
- I am a friggin' jelly doughnut!
- I make a lot of obscure pop-culture references. This writing contains some of those.
- I probably have no idea what I'm on about. I don't expect you to either.
- I do not use regex to parse XML or validate email addresses.
- I love cheese, especially Roquefort. Cheese.com is my happy place.
- My writing is unemployed in France. Not just my writing, actually; I am too (and not making enough crypto to sustain me).
- I am allegedly too legit to quit.
- If I'm following you here or on Fartloaf, it's most likely because you've written something that's resonated with me and I appreciate the brain that formed those words. Then again, it could be because you look ravishing in latex, leather or PVC.
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