Cryptonauts we love you!! Yet still we plunge into the tradfi agitprop looking for funnies, thanks for y'all mighty watch army here on the everlovin Pub0x!!
Some mindless punky love song to get us thru: TLDR: fell in love with the girl at the rock show!!
Geez glad we played that, cuz now we are looking at this: 
TLDR: a FULL PAGE puff piece kissing up to the FCA!! Somehow forgetting to mention how the City has died a thousand screaming deaths under them, with IPOs & the LSE starving to death, the industry begging for something, anything, blockchain to do MUNIs for god's sake.. and getting NOTHING bwah ha ha NOTHING!! Meanwhile Paris is crypto rich!! THIS article not mentioning crypto is another inexcusable, sad sad day, we would dish out a tall stack of FU's but we just feel BAD for them, man...
Guess there IS a HALF page ad from COIN!! Yay COIN!! 
TLDR: it reads like the same stuff we say!! ar ar ar !! legacy systems are sad. Banks failed in the Ukraine but not crypto. The Brits WANT crypto! 22% hodl!! crypto ain't going anywhere, man... remittances alone are huge. The underdeveloped in the world are 65% of the crypto users. 
it's very funny, all the Brits that used FTX should have used Coinbase if they really cared about respectability & the rule of law n all. `but NOOOOOOOO ar ar ar!
Yet here's another big fatty crypto can't say crypto story: 
TLDR: when worlds collide!!! No seriously! 
In THIS timeline, inflation is at what, supposedly a carefully cooked, basket swapped 5%? & the best CD's in the reckt tradfi world, what, 4%?? So if Apple comes out with a 4.15 % bond they are golden!! hey yer still getting back less buying power than you put in, Apple arbs the inflation premium!! 
Seems like a horrible Aunt Jemima transmission fluid mistake in branding if you ask US!!! But Apple HAS all the cash in the world, they play whaley games trying to shovel it back from overseas through Ireland, 70 billion last year. So why not trust them ah HA HA HA HA erm excuse.
OK man, that's IT !! NO crypto news ONLINE sniff sniff!! See y'all on the FUNNY side thanking ye, watch army, y'all will go straight to heaven.
Peace out,
love
Dave
Please recruit a friend to the watch army baby!!
@davidsawyer follow us we will follow you!!
