Tornado Cash (Torn)

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Tornado Cash just won

27 Nov 2024 1 minute read 4 comments Kovichni

In case you're wondering why the almost forsaken TORN token is up 700% today:   Truly great news, now next step is to get all (most) of the charges dropped against Pertsev and make that European vassal state he was arrested in casually throw out all...

Binance is compromised

24 Jun 2024 2 minute read 3 comments Kovichni

So what else is new right? Yet I actually almost missed the full implications of this. But to make sure everyone's on the same page, let's elaborate on what happened first. Once upon a time Binance listed cryptos based on certain criteria. The less h...

Brain dead Dutchie judge calls Tornado Cash a ''criminal's tool'' and sentences Pertsev to 5 years

14 May 2024 2 minute read 5 comments Kovichni

What can you say about a country who unleashes violent riot police on students protesting against a literal 21st century genocide, which mind you their own government and university is directly involved in? That it's a morally bankrupt 💩🕳️ that's wh...

Snowden helps share Tornado Cash developer's plea

23 Jan 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Kovichni

I don't think that all too many people in the crypto world even realize that this is going on, let alone realize how important those closing words are: "despite my cooperation with US authorities heavily armed FBI agents raided my home at 6 AM....th...

Will privacy coins be delisted on Binance?

7 Jan 2024 2 minute read 9 comments Kovichni

I'm going to try and keep this one short. It's pretty much an addendum to this, so if you haven't seen it yet be sure to give it a read so this next part won't seem like gibberish. Because we have a rather worrisome yet predictable development: After...

The goofys that celebrate crypto-mixers getting taken down are de facto cheering against cash

1 Dec 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Kovichni

Recently another crypto mixer was sanctioned because of "North Korean hackers". This time it was Sinbad.io and if you pay close attention, you notice certain similarities between this one and the attacks and 100% unjustifiably arrest of Tornado Cash...

Post-Coup Binance is delisting Tornado Cash

27 Nov 2023 3 minute read 2 comments Kovichni

Cringetubers had a field day recently. I had no idea so many of these bottom feeding leeches sucking on those blood soaked adrev Dollars held such a grudge against CZ. I guess that's just one of many positive things that comes from not watching their...

Stop what you're doing and read this pathetic attempt to whitewash US attacks on (crypto) privacy

22 Aug 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Kovichni

Since the last time I checked upon Tornado Cash, its (main) developer Pertsev has been released on bail after sitting in dungeon in the Netherlands without trial for nine months. The charges were a complete joke and so is this US district court for u...

Funniest crypto May 26

27 May 2023 2 minute read 5 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts we love you!! Thanks for forming up to ride another positive crypto overton window chuckledrive baby!!  NOT in the FT YAY!!  Time to walk in the sunshine!!  Warmup funnies!!  yess baby!! Dear readers will remember    TLDR:  Brexit smexit....

EU imposes 1000 Euro limit for anonymous crypto transfers, then lowers it down to 0 Euro

29 Apr 2023 2 minute read 2 comments Kovichni

That's quite the radical turnaround atop of an already ludicrous proposal, better make sure you have shocking reasons for it so no one dares question it. "Well you see, transfers for terrorists financing and images/videos of child abuse are in the 10...