The Dating Chronicles

The Dating Chronicles

A blog series about the curious dating-world in Denmark for a female in her (very) late 40's. It will probably contain mature content, so don't go further, if you are faint of heart or easily offended. Enjoy!


Dating Chronicles #13 - Dodging bullets

26 Oct 2022 4 minute read 0 comments Askov2

Before I move on to the Caretaker who taught me a valuable lesson about lies, which I later stupidly ignored, I have to tell you two other stories. Just because they are fun. The first story is about a young man that I have written to for a while. He...

Dating Chronicles #12 - Robbing the cradle

25 Oct 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Askov2

One particular thing after entering this dating site that really amazed me, was the amount of offers I got from young men. And I mean REALLY young! I couldn’t for my life figure out what those young men wanted with a middle-aged, menopausing, semi-fa...

Dating Chronicles #11 – Best undressing trick ever

24 Oct 2022 5 minute read 2 comments Askov2

If you are dating a magician, you should not expect flowers, when he turns up at your doorstep. Or maybe you do, but then it would be the fake ones. Loco didn’t come with flowers when I invited him to visit me. He greeted me with a hug and a kiss om...

Dating Chronicles #10 - The Priest and the Magician.

23 Oct 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Askov2

Sounds almost like the intro to a D&D play, but no … it is just the wonders of modern dating. 😉 Sorry for delay in uploads BTW, but I just had an extended fantastic and hot weekend with a man, who unexpectedly has stolen my heart, but more about him...

Dating Chronicles #9 – The offers you get on a sex-dating-site …

18 Oct 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Askov2

You can choose to be offended and chocked or you can be curious and humorous about it. We have several sex-dating-sites here in Denmark, but after a recommendation from Doom, I went into the one, which I believe is the most known. I have later heard...

Dating Chronicles #8 – First dates – part #1 – A cowboy, a Beatbox-dude and a psychologist went into a bar.

17 Oct 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Askov2

Sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? Well, it is. ;-) First dates … potential disasters or sparks within seconds? When you go on a date, you always hope that lightning strikes and you find your soulmate. Not that I was looking for a soulmate,...

Dating Chronicles #7 - Doom and the top of the world

13 Oct 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Askov2

Yet another disclaimer. Mature content ahead. One of the things I really love about dating is meeting new people. People who have lived a completely different life than me, and who can tell me strange tales and fun anecdotes. I have always been a bit...

Dating Chronicles #6 - Doom or satisfaction

12 Oct 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Askov2

Would Mr. Doom be the one to send me to a monastery or to continue my dating? Disclaimer: There will be a bit of mature content in this one. Skip, if you are easily offended. After the night with Mr. Navy Seal, I was utterly disappointed, and I tried...

Dating Chronicles #5 - Mr Navy Seal and the car wash

10 Oct 2022 5 minute read 8 comments Askov2

How I learned a valuable lesson from Mr Navy Seal and how my hopes for ever finding exciting sex were about to vanish. With the ordeal of the mono well behind me, I started dating again. I quickly found a new potential subject, who was really fun to...

Dating Chronicles #4 – The nearly fatal kiss

9 Oct 2022 5 minute read 4 comments Askov2

Would you believe that dating is so dangerous it can send you the hospital? It sure can. I’m the living proof of that. ;-) Mr. Redhaired Young Stud, which I wrote about in my previous blog post didn’t just give me the experience and joy of a first da...