Snark

6 Articles 0 Followers


Men's Guide to Annoying Women: Some Effective Ways to Remain Single

4 Aug 2023 3 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Greetings, dear readers. TL;DR: This post is strictly for cishet men whom are being mobbed by women and can't figure out how to be left alone. If you have no sense of humour or don't understand satire, please move along, thank you. You'll be doing yo...

Hilarious Extracts from TipNano Chat: Different Day, but Same Stupid Shit

21 Jul 2023 6 minute read 5 comments Great White Snark

Even if I stay out of chatrooms/groups for most of the day or go offline for over thirty hours, I can be guaranteed one thing: People will be just as stupid online on my return as they were on my departure. Three things are guaranteed in life: Death,...

Approximately 190 of Antisocial Media's Best Insults and Snarky Responses

20 Feb 2023 14 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

These have been collated from various groups on a number of antisocial media sites, of which I was a member until fairly recently. (At time of writing, I've got five days to go until my last remaining account ceases to exist.) I'm a little sad to be...

Dear Master Alpha Dumbinant

4 Feb 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Thank you for taking the time to write. Unfortunately (for you), the Fetish Dispenser System you were looking for is out of order. Please read the intended recipient's profile and then choose one of the following options to continue: Enter 1 to try a...

The Habits of Highly Effective Shitgibbons Nobody Likes: Rules for Success Learned from Horrible People (Mainly Narcissists)

12 Dec 2022 5 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

The past few days have seen me in a particularly snarky mood. I intend to kick off this week in the same vein. Here, then, are some "rules on how to succeed in business and life", which I have learned from highly unlikable people (everyone from my re...

... And Now, for Something Completely Different! (More Word Salad)

7 Oct 2022 2 minute read 4 comments Great White Snark

Since I see so much random and incoherent crap on this site, for which the author earns tips, I'm just going to give you some random sentences, by way of protest, and see if you feel it was worth me wasting our time. I figure that is about as valuabl...