These have been collated from various groups on a number of antisocial media sites, of which I was a member until fairly recently. (At time of writing, I've got five days to go until my last remaining account ceases to exist.) I'm a little sad to be getting out of the scene and leaving some wonderful people behind, but I can no longer take the bullshit and abuse of power by centralised autocrats. I have to do what's best for me. Wasting time in unwinnable conflict with bigots isn't it.

Warning: Many of these contain strong language. Some are offensive to the minority groups fuckbois and Incels target. They're intended to demean the folks doing the targeting by implying they're lower that the groups they despise (which they definitely are), not the people in those targeted groups.

Not that I think that the people I know aren't perfectly capable of formulating their own perfectly fitting and scathing rejoinders, but if you need to pick one from a list, this could be your go-to. (Anyone who's read my posts relating to FuckboiClownLife has probably seen some of these already. Those in bold are my original creations.)

• What you lack in vocabulary, you attempt to compensate for with, "you know", "stuff" and "things". You're so vague that you probably think this thing is about stuff, you know?
• You undignified, worthless, unthinkably filthy, nasty piece of shit!
• You are a fart factory, a slug-slimed poo fungus, a sack of rat guts in cat vomit, a cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! You deserve no more than a week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
• You're as crazy as a bed bug on a frozen plank!
• You're as crazy as a bag full of cut snakes!
• Melbourne is the deadest place on earth. Even the cemetery in Sydney is more lively. I guess that's from where you get your originality and personality.
• You look like a cheap dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your arse, will you vibrate?
• You look like the kind of dude who couldn't get a woman wet in a shower if you used your hands and tongue together. Here's a sympathy card for all the women whose orgasms you've killed.
• You must have a terribly empty feeling in your skull.
• We all know you think you're better at sex than anyone here, but that actually means nothing because you haven't got a partner. Even Pamela Handerson and her five daughters turn you down. You'd still have to blindflold them beforehand if they didn't.
• You are the type specimen for the world's idiots.
• As a sprog, you messed your diapers so much that your parents eventually threw you in the garbage wearing them.
• How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? I think I hear the zookeeper calling you.
• Last time I checked, it was illegal to be that ugly without a license. Just ask the Tate brothers.
• Hey, put the bag back on your head before the blind folks throw up!
• Calling you stupid is demeaning to stupid people.
• You look like a mass murderer. At least you don't need to buy a Halloween costume.
• You had a penis once, but sliced it off with the claw you use to pick your nose.
• Your birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory.
• I would kick you in the balls, but you don't have any. I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
• Anyone who told you to find some friends gave you bad advice and is a danger to the community.
• You're the global village's prize idiot and proof that evolution can go in reverse. You're on Darwin's "Recall" list, too.
• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
• You are one of Yahweh's mistakes, you crying, tragic waste of skin.
• I had a nightmare. You were it.
• If arseholes could fly, you and your friends could start an airport.
• I'm going to get you a condom. That way, you'll have protection when you go fuck yourself, since nobody else will.
• I'd slap you, but I don't want to get shit on my hands.
• People like you are the reason abortions should be legal everywhere.
• You're so ugly that if you joined an amateur ugly people contest, they'd kick you out for being a professional.
• You're a cure for sex addiction. One look at you and people lose their libido.
• I have an idea: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go buttfuck yourself with a watermelon?
• I don't know what makes you so stupid and willfully ignorant, but it's really effective!
• You're so ugly that the only dates you get are on a calendar!
• It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
• Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison your drink!
• You're the most talent-lacking man I know. You can express the smallest ideas with the most words.Do you write politicians' speeches for a living?
• Your mother threw away the baby and kept the placenta. No wonder your name is "Shit-for-Brains".
• Some cause happiness wherever they go, but you'll cause happiness whenever you go.
• You are so bad in bed that women buy you porn to stop you wanting to fucking them.
• When your mistress spanks you, she slaps your face by mistake.
• You're so boring and predictable that you're not even worth creative insults.
• Please keep ranting. I always yawn when I'm interested.
• You're the type of person to enter a battle of wits unarmed. What's worse is you're deluded enough to think you have twice the wit you do (which is still almost none).
• You think you're good at insults, but the truth is your best insults are against yourself.
• You're the kind of person who'd watch The Sound of Music, fail to appreciate it and call it The Sound of Mucus.
• Your life is such an abysmal existential crisis that it gives existential crises a bad name.
• A million monkeys with a million computers would be hard-pressed to create, in a million years, anything as cretinous, as insidiously vile as Incel ideology.
• The fact that only Incels pay attention to you and think like you doesn't mean you're right; it means you're an Incel.
• I don't know what your problem is, and frankly I don't care to, but you should seek medical and/or psychological help.
• The only connection between your reality and mine is that I'm telling you about mine and it isn't complete bullshit.
• I don't like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• I'm not being rude; I just don't think insignificant, hateful pieces of shit are worthy of my time and respect.
• I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth that will get you to shut up.
• It's a thankless job, but somebody's got to challenge fuckwits like you.
• I realised long ago that challenging/confronting idiots like you won't change your mind. I'm just hoping people will see good reasons why they don't want to be like you.
• You'll find that I'm really easy to get along with when you see things from my perspective.
• When you start making sense, I'll know I've overdone the drinking I need to do in order to tolerate your drivel.
• I'll be nicer to you when you start being clever.
• With every horrible, insulting and/or threatening thing you type, you are validating my inherent distrust of men (particularly cishet ones).
• I see you've set aside an awfully large amount of time to humiliate yourself in public.
• I predict that in about five minutes, you'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
• I stopped listening when I could no longer hear you over the sound of how awful you are.
• Whatever you say, sweetie; you're talking to yourself again.
• It's clear that you have difficulty laughing at yourself. Don't worry; we're doing it for you. It's the only emotional labour you'll get for free.
• You are an unorganised, amorphous, grab-asstic piece of amphibian shit! You are not even worthy of being called a human fucking being!
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• Will your train of thought ever leave the station?
• Whatever kind of look you're going for, you missed it (unless it was arse clown).
• Not all Incels are annoying and dangerous. Some are dead or in prison.
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. It's not working.
• Your community consists of too many freaks and not enough circuses.
• Macho Law prevents you from admitting you're wrong. That's OK; you don't have to, because I already know you are.
• Chaos, panic, disorder and male tears: my work here is done.
• We know your strategy: If at first you don't succeed, get angry and blame a black person and/or feminist.
• You're just jealous that women like me for treating them like human beings, rather than a walking reproductive system.
• You laugh at me because I'm an anomaly/weirdo in your eyes. I laugh at you because you're just the same as a countless number of dickheads.
• That's a good comeback! Did you think that up yourself or did you need help with the big words?
• I'd tell you to learn from your parents' mistakes and use birth control, but it looks like you're doing an excellent job already by being it.
• Shut up; you'll never be even half the man a trans* woman was!
• You must have been born on the highway, since that's where most accidents happen.
• It's both really sad and hilariously funny watching you fit your entire vocabulary into a couple of sentences.
• Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?
• Your community's organogram is a cactus because everyone on it is a prick and poisonous to boot.
• If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
• I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
• I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I'm not prepared to even attempt sticking my head that far up my ass.
• I can roll my head around a keyboard and still make more sense than you.
• Apparently, an original thought crossed your mind. I don't doubt that it must have been a long and lonely journey.
• One Million sperm, and you were the fastest, huh? Your poor parents!
• Ordinarily, people live and learn. You just live.
• Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
• You act like your arrogance, entitlement and ignorance are virtues.
• I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out better statements than you make!
• I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• It's too bad stupidity isn’t painful, because you'd be unconscious.
• If what you don't know couldn't hurt you, you would be invulnerable.
• Jesus and your parents might love you, but nobody else does.
• Women need you as much as a fish needs a bicycle.
• If you spoke your mind instead of parroting other people's slogans, you'd be speechless.
• Your tiny dick is bigger than your personality.
• If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, I'd have farted.
• I liked you so much better ten minutes before I read your writing.
• Hey, were you home schooled? I'm just trying to pinpoint where your bigotry and stupidity were nurtured.
• That last statement of yours, that was almost like an idea, only more like a circle, because it was pointless and shows no sign of complexity until you try to fully understand it.
• Did your parents ever consider abortion?
• I just keep hoping that someday you realise that if you want women to like you, you should work on improving your mindset until you like them.
  109. Thank you for being a shining example of all the attitudes and behaviours that confirm to me why I so dislike Incels.
• You're so full of shit that your eyes are brown.
• Have you always been this stupid or did you work on it?
• The fact that two people fucked and produced you, disgusts me on a core level.
• You're so ugly that you could be a modern art masterpiece.
• You can rest assured knowing you are exactly as stupid as you look.
• You're not good-looking enough to be this stupid.
• Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.
• If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
• While I can explain Feminism to you, I can't understand it for you.
• You are one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
• I hope your day is as unpleasant as you are.
• Your gene pool could use a considerable amount of chlorine.
• The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
• Why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want?
• You are a coffin-dodging oxygen thief.
• You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.
• What doesn't kill you … disappoints me.
• I treasure the time I haven't spent with you.
• What is it with you and failure to learn?
• Would you rather be stupider than you look or look stupider than you are?
• You're the first in a long list of third-rate men.
• You get more attractive by the pint.
• The ugliest women you've ever seen are still far out of your league.
• The woman who rejected your advances is just as bitchy and fat now as she was when you wanted to stick your head up her ass!
• Aww; did looking at the sexy lady make your wiener all fluffy?
• Those who resort to hurling insults at those whom reject them often suffer from sexual inadequacy issues. Small pricks are often attached to mean pricks.
• Here are links to dictionary.com and Merriam-Webster. Get back to me in a year when you have read some of them. Good luck; you'll need it!
• You are the product of inadequacy and shame consuming too much rhetoric and stupidity.
• I use dipshits like you to train my snark. It's how I got so good at it. Thanks for volunteering to be the asshat du jour. By the time I'm through with you, you should be well equipped to flap that gum of yours elsewhere. You go right ahead and have yourself a great day now, you schmuck!
• I hear your mommy calling. She rented out the basement. You're homeless now.
• Aww, look! My middle fingers like you!
• Hey! That's a horrible thing to say about your mother!
• If I'm going to play with someone, I require both a mental and physical connection. You clearly don't have the capacity for either. I'd have more fun with a dildo.
• Look, dumbass, today is not your lucky day and I'm not bored enough to entertain your bullshit.
• You clearly masturbate to Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson.
• You'll be lucky to make a living giving random handjobs at biker bars.
• I'm highly allergic to fish odor. It's why I want to wear a gas mask at the mere thought of having sex with you.
• Less blabbling, more sandwich-making.
• You strike me as the sort of person who'd fail to flip a switch before changing a lightbulb.
• I look at you and see someone who eats soup with a knife and fork.
• Inceldom is repeating the same misogynistic rhetoric and expecting different results.
• You must think you're a maths teacher; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
• What do I think of Jordan Peterson and Paul Elam? In a nutshell, personally I consider them the spokesmen for entitlement and resentment, cancers better removed from society, avoided entirely. The less anyone hears of them and/or their supporters, the better.
• Ever since I have seen you in your family tree, I have wanted to cut it down.
• Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
• Being around members of the manospere is like having a cancer of the soul.
• You are so ugly that Medusa would look at you and turn to stone.
• Learn from your parents' mistakes; get sterilized.
• Is that your dick, or did your legs just throw up?
• It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• Your parents are first cousins.
• When you were born, your mum left you outside the orphanage and handed herself into the police. That you were adopted and never loved is not a valid reason for hating everyone else.
• Why don't you check up on eBay and see if you can get a life?
• Your face looks like someone smashed a glass bottle on it then tried to pick out the pieces with a wooden spoon.
• Your asinine countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the anthropoid ape species diversity. (In case you didn't understand the big words: Your stupid face implies that your repugnance caused evolution to go backwards.)
• With just one more brain, what a halfwit you'd be.
• You're so fake that Barbie and Ken are more real than you.
• What was that? You claim you had a brain fart? Oh, honey, that actually requires you to have a brain first!
• You're so stupid, brain surgeons have a hard time finding something on which to operate.
• If "Hello, little slut" is on your keyboard shortcuts, you have a serious problem. I'm going to copy your message from my inbox and paste it all over the Web as an example of what not to do.
• I just cannot even ... Words cannot adequately express how much I hate you.
• Why do you even get up in the morning, if not to fail?
• I wouldn't even lie naked with you in a mass grave.
• Go away; I was looking at something far more appealing than you.
• Your parents made a mistake and it's name is [insert person’s name here].
• You've got a face like a burst haggis.
• Look, buster, you are not funny; it's your life that's the joke.
• If you ever happen to get a life, stop by for a while. I will give you advice on how to run it.
• You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of misogyny!
• You have all the appeal of a paper cut; even lepers avoid you. You are a disgusting, snail-skulled little rabbit! I would that a hawk pick you up, drive it's beak into your brain and upon finding it rancid, set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean shore with the frothy little booger-sized speck that is your mind.
• Even your pathetic attempts at an insult suck. You remind me of piss on the floor of a public restroom.
• I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Even primates despise you. I would rather kiss a garbage bag full of medical waste and rotten food than be seen with you.
• Your inability to form a basic sentence has made me feel so sorry (and embarrassed) for you that I find myself incapable of offering you insult any further. You have done my work for me.
• I would rather lick rotten egg salad off of the underside of a homeless person's nut sack than have to be around you for even one more minute.
• Maybe you got hit on the head at a young age and can't type/spell/proof-read? I almost feel sorry for you, but I don't pity slime like you.
• You're so despicable that not even your shadow will keep you company.
• You're as appealing as airplane food.
• Go suck a bag of moldy dicks!
• You are a bishitted and hollowed-out little fuck-squib!
• You look like the kind of person who'd suck a fart out of a person's arse and not have the decency to give them a goddamn reach-around!

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