Since I see so much random and incoherent crap on this site, for which the author earns tips, I'm just going to give you some random sentences, by way of protest, and see if you feel it was worth me wasting our time. I figure that is about as valuable (if not more) than some of the drivel through which I've attempted to wade. Have at it!
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof. They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their own birth.
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk. He hated that he loved what she hated about hate. The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law's bed. Courage and stupidity were all he had.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea foretold life in the unknown future. The white water rafting trip was suddenly halted by the unexpected brick wall. The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy. They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy. I want a giraffe, but I'm a turtle eating waffles. Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas. There are few things in life better than a slice of pie. I'm counting my calories, but I really want desert.
I was a moose, once. Odd, that, since I came as a rat.
Just because the water is red, doesn't mean you can't drink it. I thought red would have felt warmer in summer, but I didn't think about the equator. Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire. She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to show she cared. I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens. She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose. The stench from the feedlot permeated the car, despite having the air conditioning on recycled air. They're playing the piano while flying in the plane. Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on. He said he was not there yesterday; however, many people saw him there.
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward. Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds. You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick. Nothing seemed out of place, except the washing machine in the bar. It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky. The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner. He told us a very exciting adventure story.
Fuck it; I'm done! I hope that brought some levity and whimsy into your life. If not, fetch the pickle fork and pickle your brain with cheap booze and psychadelics. Have a great weekend.
Snark out!
