Panda Takes On Total Return Trust Me Bros


Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!)

As more people pile into the Defiance and YieldMax ETFs this will naturally attract a lot of unwanted attention.

First people on their high yield horse knock these ETFs with NAV erosion FUD.

Now they’re back with talks of Total Return.

Normies need content too you know!

If it’s not too much trouble could you like and subscribe too? Help a panda get to 1000 Youtube subscribers so I don’t have to perform shameful acts with Troll’s Granny!

This fat panda hasn’t even made a cent from Youtube yet!

Publish0x Troll: Hey what’s with all the begging and TradFi content lately?!?

Panda: The Bitcoin spot ETFs are approved!

Publish0x Troll: So?

Panda: Then there will probably be options traded on this ETF. Maybe Yieldmax or Defiance will come out with Bitcoin option yield ETFs! I need to get my loyal subscribers prepared!

Publish0x Troll:  Are you bribing us with suggestive photos?

Troll’s Granny: Well I’m a bit of an expert in that arena…

Panda & Troll:: AAAGH!

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