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YieldMax Annual Report 2023

18 Jan 2024 1 minute read 1 comment Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) It’s time to look at the YieldMax report card. How well did these guys do? Straight from the horse’s mouth! Normies need content too you know!...

High Yield Gazette ANOTHER ETF OG returns with FEPI, YMAG amplifiers hedges

15 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Now that YMAG is coming soon, it’s time to start thinking about hedges. What does Direxion have in store for us? Normies need content too you...

Panda Takes On Total Return Trust Me Bros

14 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) As more people pile into the Defiance and YieldMax ETFs this will naturally attract a lot of unwanted attention. First people on their high yie...

Retro

12 Jan 2024 2 minute read 2 comments Diomedes

  I lived in the apartment above that entrance. I read an article today by someone imagining what salutary advice he would give to himself if he could send it back twenty years in time. He is forty now and supposed he had the chance for a few moment...

Clash of the 0dte ETF Titans: Proshares ISPY vs Defiance JEPY Jan 4 2024

10 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. Almost anything you can think of has an ETF (except for Bitcoin spot in the USA so far) Pr...

Panda BTC Spot ETFs Fees Race To The Bottom!

9 Jan 2024 1 minute read 2 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) Rejoice fellow plebs! James Seyffart has done an awesome job keeping track of all things related to the Bitcoin spot ETFs. Here is another han...

Clash of the 0dte ETF Titans: Proshares ISPY vs Defiance JEPY Jan 2 2024

8 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. Almost anything you can think of has an ETF (except for Bitcoin spot in the USA so far) Pr...

YieldMax NAV Discount Analysis

7 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) It’s getting harder and harder to find high yield bargains out there. Let’s see why… Normies need content too you know! If it’s not too much t...

Learn To Earn Series Part 6: Old school methods To Improve Cost Basis With Old School Tools (Time & Sales, Level 2 Quotes)

6 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. These high yield ETFs put “normie” dividend stocks to shame In this video ol’ Panda shows...

Learn To Earn Series Part 5: Basic sample retirement outlines using Defiance and YieldMax ETFs

5 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments Suerte Panda

Bienvenidos mis ositos, tu siempre eres mis queridos! (Welcome back little bears you are always my dears!) There’s been some great innovation in the ETF space. These high yield ETFs put “normie” dividend stocks to shame In this video ol’ Panda show y...