Good morning hodlers! Put on your foil hat and try to follow along!
Tesla: adds Bitcoin to balance sheet
Elon: criticizes BTC for environmental effects, calls for council
Saylor: Helps start, lead BTC Mining Council encouraging clean energy usage
China: Miners gotta go
MicroStrategy (and maybe Tesla): Buy the dip they created (BTFD)

What's funny, if there is an iota of truth here, is that without any regulation from the SEC on cryptocurrencies - such a scenario is legal. Questionable? Definitely. But legal for now.