I know this can be a very stressful time for a lot of you. It's not easy to hit refresh and see that you've lost even more money than half a second ago. The thoughts of "I should have sold last week" and "why didn't I listen to Peter Schiff" start creeping in and then you hit refresh again and IT'S DOWN EVEN MORE!
So I have decided that I will take one for the team. Starting right now, anyone who is struggling with their losses can send me their coins. I will be your rock, the embodiment of fortitude and strength that this sub needs. For a small fee, I will take this pain off of your hands and dutifully watch as your hodlings plummet. And when we're back to green and it's all sunny skies and flowers bloomin', I will send your coins back so you can enjoy the gains you so rightfully deserve.