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Saving Louie The Road Cat

13 Dec 2025 5 minute read 1 comment Nathan Payne $0.11

My 2nd wife rescued Louie's mom while we were living behind the women's recovery house of a homeless outreach ministry of questionable authenticity in Oceano, California in 2008.  We were living in an old trailer, a relic from the atomic age with a c...

Proverbs of Smog #27

12 Dec 2025 2 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.07

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog  Chapter Twenty-Seven 1. The road is a long, black cloud upon which crows of freedom roam. 2. Crow milk cures humorless legalism, stains your teeth with rainbows.  3. Southern highways are all hi...

Proverbs of Smog #26

5 Dec 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.11

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Twenty-Six 1. Beware the homeless preacher blowing from the holy bubble beneath a halo of high, unsightly lions. 2. Take off your stylish sense of scorn; discard your sunglasses of thorns...

Proverbs of Smog #25

1 Dec 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.09

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Twenty-Five 1. The wind is howling like a child. The dramatic, petulant gale. 2. If you catch an automated singer, nevermind the bus. Throw him under the poem. 3. The punch is spiked with...

Proverbs of Smog #24

24 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.05

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Twenty-Four 1. A rolling moose gathers no stones. 2. The demon meme is never what it seems. 3. Innocence hurts. Dirt kills the pain. 4. Don't kill the pain. Suicide is wrong. 5. The Raptu...

I am a Verb, You are a Noun

23 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.12

"But how free can we really be,with a mandatory sense of false security,sailing the seas of hideous idiocy?"Pablo Smog   Chasing the snail involves cruising below the speed limit on a street lined with golden trees, because who wants to leave this pl...

Proverbs of Smog #23

21 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.01

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog  Chapter Twenty-Three 1. To hate Boomers is to presume you would have done it differently. You wouldn't have. So stop it. 2. Architecture is the frozen gesture of a grey and neon cloud & finger s...

A Lukewarm Unicorn

20 Nov 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.06

"So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."Revelation 3:16   I recently had a surprisingly-defensive conversation about unicorns while discussing a video call I had with a deliverance minister from...

Rise of the Pabloestado

17 Nov 2025 3 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.09

"Nature abhors a vacuum cleaner salesman."Pablo Smog   People have taken to the streets of the world en masse to protest the suppression of the arts by musico-terrorists, artless, warbling pawns whose stylistic waffling between corporate-sponsored de...

Proverbs of Smog #22

14 Nov 2025 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne $0.03

"For those who ask why I chose this path,whether I really saw everything my writingssay, whether I learn from them, or whetherI am a possessed body, I want you to know that this is simply war."Chelo Hop Proverbs of Smog Chapter Twenty-Two 1. A row o...