dave Portnoy is a weak ass bitch in crypto

Crypto Bitch-Slaps Racist Human Garbage Monkeyshine Dave Portnoy... AGAIN

By Hamminy | cryptoinvesting | 3 Feb 2021


Crypto is replacing many things in society, including the entitled white Western cuck male who lucks into money, drops racial epithets as jokes, and generally exists as a bane to society. Dave Portnoy, the tough talking wannabe rebel guy, is in the news again for his weak hands.

Dude. It's like either 98% or 99% of people in the world who bought BTC are in profit. Is Portnoy the first and only human on the face of the earth to lose money in bitcoin AND Gamestop? XD XD XD

Fuckin little man can't even hold stonks or crypto through a slight bear market, or even a predictable pullback, and that speaks to the weakness of his entire personality. I feel sorry for any girl he dates. This pussy and pussies like him are the monkeys crying themselves to sleep on Wall Street this week. As January 2021 is showcasing, these kinds of weak ass cucks don't do well in the real world. They need daddy government's protection, a clear line to lots of other people's money, and permission from everyone else around them to fail up.

Actually, Portnoy and a lot of the folks in WallStreetBets are cut from the same cloth. So what's the difference between WSB and Portnoy? One major thing:

Portnoy is just the lucky rich version of the folks on WSB. They come from the same place, all looking at the world through sarcastic, jaded, racist lenses. The difference is that the WSB crowd got steamrolled by the last economic crisis and Portnoy's family didn't. That's not due to Portnoy's smarts or resourcefulness — it's strictly luck of the draw. Read Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell. He puts the science to the freak success case. Basically, somebody HAS to come out on top because probabilities and statistics. It's mathematically impossible for someone to not come out on top in an economic crisis, and it could have been anybody, but most likely, it will be the person that is most advantageously placed for the situation, which is also luck of the draw.

Portnoy couldn't even hold his NOK when his comrades-in-arms told him tHiS is BiGGeR tHaN uR LiTTlE $700,000 tHaT YOu LoST. And Portnoy's supposed to be a boss anyway. $700K? You supposed to peel that off, playa. Looks like big man ain't as big as he says he is.

And this loser had the nerve to tell other people to buy the top and lose them money as well — people with a lot less money than Portnoy. That's prosecutable, isn't it? But at the very least, this market is the world shoving Portnoy back into the hole he came from and exhorting him to stay there. 

Go back to your fuckin frat boy island and leave the rest of society alone, you weak-ass, bitch-made sassy monkey ass pussy. The new financial structure is for folks who want to free themselves from economic slavery to nation-states and do the same for others on a global scale.

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