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Crypto Fool

All things foolish about crypto.


Sniffing out Shitcoins -- a Primer in Shit

16 Oct 2019 3 minute read 2 comments Anony

Many of us may have heard our precious alt coins sometimes referred to as shitcoins. Perhaps we were reading a forum or an article, and to our amazement our fine investment was derided with such a term. But how could such a well researched and active...

Don't Piss away your Money -- Invest in Urine!

16 Oct 2019 1 minute read 3 comments Anony

As crypto people we are always looking for the next big thing. The next coin that will provide insane returns like BTC did in the early days. Well, maybe we don't have to look any further, as my research has turned up a unique investment opportunity....

Use Crypto to Fix your Rotten Teeth

4 Oct 2019 1 minute read 4 comments Anony

If you are like me, you may not take the best care of your teeth. I mean, between constantly watching crypto prices and staring at a computer screen all day, who has the time to brush their teeth? I sure don't ... I have more important things to do l...

How to turn Beans into Gas

4 Oct 2019 1 minute read 3 comments Anony

One of the problems with moving coins on the Ethereum blockchain is the cost of gas. Sometimes it doesn't even make sense to sell cheaper tokens as the cost of gas can outweigh any potential profit. But how does one create more gas? One answer is obv...

Mark Cuban enjoys Bananas

1 Oct 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Anony

Mark Cuban recently came out with a shocking statement in regard to crypto -- apparently his love of bananas is so great that he'd rather own bananas than bitcoin. Although the fact that he likes bananas is not that unusual, most people are not as ob...

Crypto Rating Council -- vague answer as to what cryptos are securities -- see where your coin rates (although it doesn't matter apparently)

1 Oct 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Anony

Leading exchanges, such as Coinbase and Kraken, announced they have created the Crypto Rating Council, whose purpose is to rate various cryptocurrencies in relation to how close they are to a security. As to what will be done with such information? U...

How to make money from forks... or lose money, or lose your identity -- take your pick

27 Sep 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Anony

Recently there have been discussions on how to make money from the many forks out there, and I will outline here the best methods to do this. First off, check your own silverware. Ideally look for forks made from silver as they are worth the most mon...

Piggy Coin -- Introduce your children to crypto and teach them how to be as miserable as you are

26 Sep 2019 1 minute read 2 comments Anony

Children are our greatest resource and it's our duty to teach them how to be responsible adults. And what is more responsible than giving them a lesson in how to be miserable? But how do we get their attention? BTC doesn't have a cool logo, Dogecoin...

Worms - Digging your Path to Riches!

25 Sep 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Anony

What is a worm, you might ask? A very logical question. According to hours of grueling research, it is either a burrowing invertebrate with slender bodies and no limbs, or a creep. We will go with the former definition in relation to "Digging Your Pa...