How to make money from forks... or lose money, or lose your identity -- take your pick

By Anony | Crypto Fool | 27 Sep 2019


Recently there have been discussions on how to make money from the many forks out there, and I will outline here the best methods to do this.

First off, check your own silverware. Ideally look for forks made from silver as they are worth the most money. Clean and polish your forks, and then look for a gold/silver exchange locally. Many will provide you with a free estimate, so you don't have to worry about paying anything upfront. If unhappy with the price offered, simply walk away.

But what if you don't happen to own any silver forks? Or if you are like me, you have no forks at all, since you can't afford food since all of your money is invested into crypto? Then perhaps you will need to look at crypto forks instead. Forkdrop.io lists the many forks available to crypto people -- the most common ones I am sure you have already cashed out.

The remainder are such notable coins as Bitcoin Pizza, Bitcoin 2 (the sequel), Bitcoin God and other valuable coins that nobody has heard of before. All you need to do to cash out these valuable BTC forks is download Linux, download a python script, then learn some arcane commands (perhaps take a class on programming first), move all of your BTC to a safe wallet, then hunt down some dinky exchange in a country you never heard of before ... and move these valuable forks over. Said exchange may require KYC, and it's always exhilarating to provide your personal information and a copy of your license or passport to complete strangers ... or horrifying, maybe I am getting my adjectives mixed up there. Anyway, expect to hand over an identity theft starter kit to these exchanges located on remote islands.

And if you want to be extra safe, purchase a new laptop that has never connected to the internet before, so you are sure no spyware has been installed -- and start the process fresh on your new PC. Yes it will be an additional expense, but you don't want someone stealing your bitcoin pizzas now, do you?

And what amount of riches can you expect?

If you are a very large BTC holder you can expect to get literal dollars, possibly several of them! If a smaller holder, then perhaps a bit less than a dollar, but since you only spent days or weeks working on this, that seems like a fair price, don't you agree?

Or perhaps selling silverware is looking like a better fork related enterprise right now...

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