Worms - Digging your Path to Riches!

By Anony | Crypto Fool | 25 Sep 2019


What is a worm, you might ask? A very logical question. According to hours of grueling research, it is either a burrowing invertebrate with slender bodies and no limbs, or a creep. We will go with the former definition in relation to "Digging Your Path to Riches!" ™

So what worm should you invest in? That is a very difficult decision. If you look at a typical stock market chart, little is to be found on how to invest in an Earthworm or Flatworm. Perhaps a Tapeworm would be the best choice? It's so hard to decide and when I asked my financial adviser about it, he was completely baffled. In fact, he was so baffled, he even threw me out of his office.

But here is where crypto can come to the rescue. Did you know that you could buy a Worm coin in crypto form? I bet you didn't! And it doesn't need feeding or will die on you, like a traditional investment might. Currently WORM (as it's known as in crypto circles), is found on many popular exchanges* and is going for a very affordable price. I am just unsure how to cash out my valuable WORM coins for actual Worms, or what the financial model may be -- but I am certain those details are insignificant. The fact of the matter is, Worms can be purchased using crypto, somehow, and if that doesn't signify the Dream of Satoshi, I don't know what does.

* popularity is a human construct with no objective measurement

 

And however ridiculous this post sounds, someone out there actually has released a worm coin -- HealthyWormCoin (WORM). Evidently the developer runs a bait shop or some other type of worm related business. 

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