It has been years since I wrote anything. Music, poetry, short stories...I have been neglecting them like the .00000002 BTC we all leave in our exchange accounts every time we withdraw.

Then Publish0x came around. Writing and crypto...To quote the great Michael Scott in The Office: "I feel like all my kids grew up...and then they married eachother."

What a match!

After my first week of daily posting I have some observations to make, praises to sing, and ears to pull.

First, my hat tips to the development team. It can't be easy to moderate this bunch of loons.

You have the guy who has a new airdrop for you every day.
You have the guy who posts a picture of blank space with the caption: "My art."
You have all the silly nannies trying to find ways around the system to gain a few pennies.
Lastly, you have the guy who posts comedy thinking somebody is reading it...They're the worst.

Respect to the team. Also, thankyou for accounting for 100% of my tips. I know you feel bad for me when you see 70 views and .25 Hydro tipped.

Now, for those of you who ALWAYS slide the tipper to 25% to Author and 75% to you, yes YOU. I see who you are. I see you blushing. Didn't think we'd find out, huh?

Well, well. I took the liberty of contacting your boss at work. I told them you would really love it if they payed you 25% of your wages and kept the rest as a little token of your undying allegiance. They were thrilled to hear this. Go ahead, slide my tipper to the left, to the left...Beyonce lookin' self. (That's actually a compliment now that I think of it.)

All in all, this site is a winner.

This is not financial advice. Please do your own...What am I saying?! Jeez. We are brainwashed to repeat that all the time!

Server: "Would you like fries with that?"

Me: "Yes. This is not to be taken as financial advice tho. I am not a trained professional."

I am the Bear Market Comedian. BMC for those with a short attention span. You all have been a beautiful community and audience. See you soon!