A few weeks ago I got the tip I was waiting for throughout 2018. The location of the culprit responsible for the bear market. I was on his trail but all of my leads went cold.
Bear Grylls, Brother Bear, the Country Bears, Barry White, the Care Bears, gummy bears...Nothing.
The perp was good at covering his tracks. But the day has come. I recieved an anonymous tip that said:
"Go to the top of Niagra Falls. You will find the one responsible for the bear market there."
I took the next bus to the falls and ran to the peak. There, I saw him. The one responsible for the bear market. It was a mysterious man with a trench coat and shades.
"Who are you?!" I asked.
"That is not important" he answered.
"How could you say that. You are responsible for the Bear market. You must pay for what you have done!" I said.
The man laughed. His next words shook me to the core.
"I am not the one who caused the bear market...As a matter of fact...Bear Market Comedian, YOU are the the one who caused it!"
I could not believe his accusation. "How could you say such a thing?! I've dedicated my life to find you" i argued.
The man spoke and it all started to make sense.
"YOU are the person you have been looking for Bear market Comedian. The market is driven by sentiment. When everyone thinks it will go down it goes up and when everyone thinks it will go up...It goes down...YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD GO UP FOREVER! You believed that more than anyone. YOUR sentiment caused the bear market."
He was right. At all time highs I was projecting $1,000,000,000.00 BTC. I started the bear market...
There was only one thing I could do to end the bear market. I ran across the platform and threw myself over the waterfall.
Just like that, the sentiment of the market changed. People thought the market would keep going down and it went up.
I single handedly ended the Bear Market.
I am the Bear Market Comedian. BMC for those of you who love acronyms.Leave me a tip if you appreciate me ending the bear market. ;) Thankyou for your time and I'll see you soon.
