Funny

579 Articles 2 Followers


3 Types of Bitcoiners - Which Are You?

9 Feb 2024 1 minute read 11 comments LocoSocioCrypto

I'd thought we'd have some fun with today's article and so I'm presenting 3 types of people who invest in Bitcoin. Hope you enjoy! 1. The Braggart The Braggart is the kind of guy who everyone knows owns Bitcoin. This type of person seemingly only ta...

"Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" on the balcony

11 Jan 2024 1 minute read 0 comments madventure

  I know it's not nice to spy on your neighbor, but I didn't mean to either. I was only interested in the cat doing its morning toilet on the balcony. I couldn't help myself - I had to take a few photos of him, because the positions t...

So... IS Die Hard a Christmas Movie?

29 Dec 2023 4 minute read 2 comments LearnMeGood

Hey everybody, I hope you have had a wonderful holiday season and are gearing up for a fantastic New Year!  Since we just celebrated Christmas a few days ago and everyone has been in the mood to watch Christmas movies, I figured I would take a moment...

A Short Winter's Tale

20 Dec 2023 1 minute read 0 comments SeventyFourSeventyFive

I was driving in downtown last night and came up to a stoplight. There was a middle aged couple, from their obnoxious clothing, it was obvious they were coming from an ugly Christmas sweater party, walking in the crosswalk. A car was turning right on...

Confessions of a Frightened HODLer

11 Dec 2023 2 minute read 17 comments LearnMeGood

Hey guys, I've got a question.  Are we currently in a Bear Market?  A Bull Market?  A Duckbilled Platypus Market? I really don't know, but out on the interwebs a whole lot of people know.  People on the interwebs know everything.  They know how much...

Chicco Crypto Impression

30 Nov 2023 1 minute read 4 comments AshDmack

WELL he was right about CZ!(BNB is going to bring the market down soon enough, mass liquidation event. I'm also not keen on a WEF member becoming the new CEO of Binance. The only thing that could be good to come of this is the Cryptocurrencies associ...

Crypto Jokes Galore | Part 4 | Smile Therapy

20 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike

      Why did the cryptocurrency go to the comedy club? ~ To work on its byte-sized jokes. What's a cryptocurrency's favorite exercise? ~ The Bit-press. Why did the cryptocurrency start a band? ~ It wanted to make some byte-worthy music....

Crypto Jokes Galore | Part 3 | Smile Therapy

20 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike

  Part 2 Soon.. Why did the cryptocurrency get invited to the party? ~ Because it had a lot of Bit-appeal. What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin? ~ You're not my type – I like to stay exclusive. Why did the cryptocurrency bring a ladder to the...

Crypto Jokes Galore | Part 2 | Smile Therapy

19 Nov 2023 1 minute read 0 comments Mike

  Go to:Part 1 Part 2   Why did the altcoin break up with the Bitcoin? ~ It needed more space. What's a cryptocurrency's favorite type of party? ~ A blockchain party – it's always decentralized! Why was the cryptocurrency chef so good at making d...

Ten Obscure Financial Terms Worth Knowing

18 Nov 2023 2 minute read 1 comment SeventyFourSeventyFive

Another round of obscure and funny financial terms.  None of these are as good as “Dead Cat Bounce,” which was in my first post on these terms.  Bagel Land: A slang term that represents a stock or other security that is approaching $0 in price. Arriv...