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How to Let a Woman Know You're a Douche Canoe She Doesn't Want to Date (in Ten Steps or Fewer)

10 Oct 2022 1 minute read 11 comments Great White Snark

Here are a number of common/typical behaviours I see perpetrated by men who're trying to "score" with complete strangers online, but get nowhere other than onto "Blocked" lists. Despite having not previously interacted with her in a semi-public spac...

Yet More Preaching to The Choir (Why I Realised Fighting Patriarchy Solo is An Unwinnable War)

6 Sep 2022 3 minute read 10 comments Great White Snark

Smashing the Patriarchy is hard, even for men. Non-men fight it in groups. Men mostly fight it alone, as much outside of themselves as inside. I would know, having done my fair share of it and getting nowhere. I don't regret doing it, though. I'd lik...

A Quiet Life with no Alarms and No Surprises (Why I'll not Be Your Man)

9 Jan 2022 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

I saw you changed your profile.I wanted to write to you,To let you know that the man of your dreams is out there.I want to convince you that I'm him,But I'm not. You want someone who'll love you for who you are, Someone who'll give youNo bullshit, no...

The Existential Dilema of Antisocial Media Friendships

30 Dec 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

It's always heartbreaking to see a friend hurting and know there's nothing I can do to help/make them feel a little better other than talk and listen (not even a hug, because of distance). It's even worse when that hurt is from an experience that mir...

A Cult of North-American Ignorance and Good Ol' Idiocy

28 Aug 2021 1 minute read 2 comments Great White Snark

Dear North Americans (mostly of the USA, but also Canada), Whilst I do indeed enjoy soundly and thoroughly trouncing you in arguments (particularly those pertaining to the finer details of the problematic history and backwater nature of your respecti...

In Case You Didn't Know, Men are Bad People, Period!

19 Aug 2021 2 minute read 0 comments Great White Snark

Today, on antisocial media, a woman responded — with a whole lot of misandrist bullshit — to my comment about living on my own and taking care of myself, on her post. Essentially, just because I live on my own, buy my own groceries, do my own cooking...