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How to Let a Woman Know You're a Douche Canoe She Doesn't Want to Date (in Ten Steps or Fewer)


Here are a number of common/typical behaviours I see perpetrated by men who're trying to "score" with complete strangers online, but get nowhere other than onto "Blocked" lists.

  • Despite having not previously interacted with her in a semi-public space or read her profile, slide into her DMs with sexually inappropriate copy-pasta messages.
  • Complain that you can't see her sexy pics.
  • Demand sexual favours.
  • Get angry and throw a tantrum when she doesn't acquiesce.
  • Insult her and call her unimaginative names.
  • Threaten her with violence.
  • Get blocked.
  • Learn nothing; remain ignorant.
  • Repeat the process with all her friends (or, if you're particularly masochistic, all the women you can find).
  • Mission accomplished. Remain forever alone.

That's not the complete list, bien sûr, but it's a large portion of it (and possibly the quickest route, although there are some particularly talented individuals who manage it with just the first three steps, often by combining them).

Please, folks, don't be That Guy. You're only shooting yourself in the foot!

... And now, some Knife Party ...

You blocked me on Facebook. Now, you're going to die!


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Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


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The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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