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Permanent Vocation

17 Mar 2020 7 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

For a short time (less than a month), I was the caretaker on a farm near Cortez, Colorado.  I fed and counted hundreds of pigs, chickens, cows, and sheep, chased the neighbor's bulls off the property with a tractor, and repaired the barbed-wire fence...

Is Art Criticism Immoral?

17 Mar 2020 4 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

For too long, derivative, sub-par sonic garbage has been given a pass in the name of "praising God."  Because we live in a culture that is weak, insecure, and incapable of taking the criticism necessary for actual improvement in any given field, fake...

Galileo vs. Antifa

17 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

I have decided to celebrate Super-Hardcore History Month by commemorating Galileo, and his famous fight against Antifa during prehistoric times. In this famous 1857 painting by Cristiano Banti, Galileo is depicted facing the Roman Inquisition, who ar...

Oaxaca Departure Poem

5 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Misty morning take-off, clouds of rainbows glowing   It’s like we’re flying through a soda   The sky is gray with bubbles   Gulf of Mexico below us— shining rippled copper   Cargo ships of Veracruz, Galveston, New Orleans   Tiny iron toys in a bath t...

Poema Potosína

17 Jan 2020 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Iglesia de mango polvoriento, palomas en la radio.   Lindas palomas, cantando en español, seco   Fuente llena de sol, decapitado   Cabezas de caído Dioses.   Las raíces están trepando arriba del tronco del árbol.   Hace años que, o más.     *       ...

An Obvious American

22 Nov 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

The heart, soul, and mindset of a person is what makes them American, not the color of their skin, or even the country of their origin.  This has become clear in recent years, with the rise of un-American, anti-American social engineering projects wh...

Stray Songs

14 Nov 2019 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

I recently joined Distrokid and have been uploading my material to their database for distribution.  While doing so, I noticed that several of the albums have bonus tracks.  I listened to them, and decided to give them their own album, since I haven'...

The Muppet Generation

11 Nov 2019 2 minute read 2 comments Nathan Payne

I believe that anything that causes you to smile like a Muppet can safely be classified as a dangerous medical condition. It's okay for Muppets to smile like that; they don't have any facial muscles, and are controlled by other people.  They are tool...

It Doesn't Take A Genius

11 Nov 2019 5 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

I've never been a Kanye fan.  I've never had a problem with him either.  My buddy was into him in '05, so I got a taste.  I liked it, but could take it or leave it.  I don't have a problem with him.  I'm glad he has a career.  Good for him. He's alwa...

The Artless Revolution

21 Oct 2019 1 minute read 0 comments Nathan Payne

Only yesterday, it occurred to me that there will be no soundtrack for the leftist revolution that is being manufactured in the West.  Unlike the loud rebellion that occurred in the 1960's, there are no artists that will be remembered in conjunction...