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The Van Halen Radiation Belt

My theory about "conspiracy theories" is that people who believe in none of them are the same as people who believe in all of them. Bart Sibrel makes a compelling argument that the moon landing was faked. I'm inclined to believe it. Look it up and de...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 5 Apr 2026 0 comments $0.06

Van Life: Beyond Human Limits

I believe all caving mishap videos are coded van life videos. "Rescuers struggled to free the body, but after 20 years the victim's head had become permanently wedged between a tool box and a rucksack full of clothes from the thrift store. It took 12...

Nathan Payne 4 minute read 4 Apr 2026 0 comments $0.08

Proverbs of Smog #74

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Four 1. Do not go with Genghis Nudist. 2. Clothe your inner drunken Judas. 3. Forsake the way of Genghis Naked. 4. You will never be forsaked. Proverbios de Smog  Capítulo Setent...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 4 Apr 2026 2 comments $0.13

Proverbs of Smog #73

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Three 1. You don't want to die. You just don't want to live here. It's not the same. 2. Better the scenic route through hell to wisdom, than the express lane through paradise to h...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 3 Apr 2026 0 comments $0.05

Yesterday is Burnt

Zelle: [email protected] Yesterday is Burnt Yes, today I learntthat yes, terday isBurnt.Yes, today I learntthat yes, terday isBurnt!Yes, today I learntthat yesterday isBurnt!!!Speak into the valley of dry butter bones.Eat the weak/the ne...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 31 Mar 2026 0 comments $0.02

Proverbs of Smog #72

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-Two 1. Way too much  2. Crammed inside of nothing. 3. How to touch  4. A vacuum full of stuffing? 5. The void is claustrophobic. 6. The void is claustrophobic. 7. The void is clau...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 30 Mar 2026 0 comments $0.04

Proverbs of Smog #71

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy-One 1. No drama to distract me. 2. No drugs, no thugs, no 3. Women. 4. Sitting in the dragosphere, 5. The fear of nothing left but you. Your 6. Faith not based on kicks or hits or...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 28 Mar 2026 0 comments $0.07

Proverbs of Smog #70

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Seventy 1. Kimberly I tread upon the eggshells of desire. 2. My game of musical tires 3. Is screeching to the choir. 4. Fires in the standstill. 5. The sun is rose. 6. The sky is closed....

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 28 Mar 2026 1 comment $0.08

Proverbs of Smog #69

Zelle: [email protected] Proverbs of Smog Chapter Sixty-Nine 1. I saw my weird little spider friend today. 2. He crawled out from under his pile of ice cubes on the ceiling; we shared a cup of dandelion tea and spoke of important global...

Nathan Payne 1 minute read 27 Mar 2026 0 comments $0.07

Proverbs of Smog #68

"Thou wast not born for death,immortal Bird!"John Keats  Proverbs of Smog Chapter Sixty-Eight 1. Heaven is not a state of mind. 2. If it were, base, pornographic imbeciles could never get there. 3. Which is not the case. 4. It is not one's excellenc...

Nathan Payne 3 minute read 26 Mar 2026 0 comments $0.06