My theory about "conspiracy theories" is that people who believe in none of them are the same as people who believe in all of them. Bart Sibrel makes a compelling argument that the moon landing was faked. I'm inclined to believe it. Look it up and decide for yourself.
What I want to know is, regarding Artemis, how are they planning to get through the Van Halen radiation belt? Stanley Kubrick has been dead for decades. How are they going to do it?
Supposedly, the Soviets said they got through it. I have my doubts. Nobody can survive extended exposure to those blistering guitar solos.
Of course we ain't talkin' 'bout love. Love doesn't have anything to do with it.
This is science.
Most people don't know that they invented the term "shredding" to describe what happens to the human body when it passes through the layer of blistering guitar solos floating a hundred miles above the earth. The corporeal being reaches the layer of solos and is instantly turned into space pasta. Physicists morbidly refer to this as Spaceghetti.
It is a horrible way to go 🎸💢🚀
I'm pissed they didn't teach us about the layer of blistering guitar solos floating a hundred miles above the earth in school. Kubrick knew about it. JFK knew. Bill & Ted knew. But not us 😡
Artemis is doomed.
