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27 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
Toto goes to see his sick grandfather -You know Toto I love you but I'm broken and the doctors can't fix me -Don't say that papi, they tried to reboot? -What do you mean? -First step we disconnect - .. -Second step we reconnect! - .. -Grandpa?
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A scatophile, a sadist, a psychopath, a zoophile, a necrophile and a masochist cross paths with a cat.The scatophile: "Let's eat his poop!" "The psychopath: “Yes, but first, we kill him! "Sadist: "Ok, but we torture him first! "Zoophile: "Alright, bu...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
Dracula has just died. He finds himself before God who says to him:- I cannot let you enter Heaven because of all your sins. But I will give you another chance for your Redemption: you will return to Earth and you will be reincarnated in what you des...
23 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
An intellectual offers a game to a fool:- If I ask you a question and you don't know the answer, you give me $ 1. Conversely, if you ask me a question and I don't know the answer, I'll give you $ 100.- Okay, the fool answers. The intellectual begins:...
21 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - It’s always the same farmer who brings in the most milk for the cheese factory. Yet everyone in the village knows that this farmer only has a few cows.So how does he do it? Puzzled, the other farmers decide to ask him the question:- But how do...
21 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
01 - A man meets one of his friends who is making a funeral.- Did you lose someone?- No, it's even the opposite, I'm going to be a father!- And is that why you make such a face?- Yes ... I don't know how to tell my wife ... 02 - A little boy swall...
20 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
He's a man who walks into a typical dealership to buy a used car. After hearing the salesperson's spiel, he asks to try this car. - No problem, I'll leave the keys to you ... The man takes the motorway… speed: 50 then 100 then 150… he exceeds 170 km...
20 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
A very pretty young woman is going to see a doctor. She tells him :- Doctor, it's very weird what's happening to me. When I take off my bra, my breasts come up all the time.- It’s very weird indeed! The best is to show me this.The girl takes off her...
19 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
The inspector of the Ministry of Education asks a candidate who wants to become a school teacher: Can you give me three reasons that motivate you to become a teacher? The candidate answers: December, July and August.
19 Sep 2020 1 minute read 0 comments odin59
It takes place at the family allowance fund. A woman wife X is questioned by one of the officials: - How many children do you have ?- Ten.- And what are they called?- Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, an...
