Dracula has just died. He finds himself before God who says to him:
- I cannot let you enter Heaven because of all your sins. But I will give you another chance for your Redemption: you will return to Earth and you will be reincarnated in what you desire.
- I want to be reincarnated into something that drinks blood!
- So be it !

And Dracula finds himself transformed into a vampire bat, perched on a tree. However, he is immediately shot by a hunter. He landed again before God, who said to him:
- You didn't have time. I'll let you try again. How do you want to be reincarnated?
- In something that drinks blood!
- So be it !

And Dracula finds himself transformed into a mosquito, seated on a table in a highway rest area, only to be crushed by the sturdy hand of a truck driver. Once again, Dracula comes before God, who says to him:
- I'll give you one last chance. If you fail, you will end up in Hell! How do you want to be reincarnated?
- I want to be reincarnated into something that drinks blood!
- Definitely… You are incorrigible!
And God turns Dracula into a sanitary napkin ...