JAQ61188

JAQ61188

Here I will lie poems that will hopefully make you think or give you a smile.


Censoring words

24 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

Lonely when censored mouths need to be free like freedom fries or a shiny ufo... fuck think of the children when no one really gives a damn about the children... children only used when someone wants to be right or right   Leave the words alone fuck....

Feeling Like a TV

23 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

When you feel like a TV you sometimes... feel like you might see the end   The TV won't last forever It's going to die one day less and less people have TVs   Everyone's streaming and beaming One day, the TV will be gone One day, you'll be gone We'll...

This might be madness but this is definitely basement Standup specials

19 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

So about a year ago, I decided to do a bit of an experiment. I did a series of bad comedy Standup routines in the basement. These were mostly off the cuff but I wanted to see how long I could go for. Now I didn’t do these everyday but I have done ove...

Training Dream Memories

18 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

So easy to lose a poem in a dream   The greatest colors and ideas are lost because our dream memories are poor   Any way to train our dream memories for better results? Better poems may come but there is a fear that anyone doing dream training sessio...

Why Aliens Fall In love With Bitcoin

15 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

An alien saw bitcoin because it had the power to see invisible value   It fell in love because invisible value is one of the most powerful things in the universe   You can gain a lot of money and be secure but the journey for the deepest love and mea...

My Soul is like Bitcoin???

11 Dec 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

  My soul is like bitcoin It's nothing but it has a lot of value   Nobody understands why a soul has a lot of value really you can't buy a tomato or a car with your soul but still.... it's a part of you...   probably one of the most important parts....

If I was a Dinosaur

13 Nov 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

If I was a dinosaur.... I would be able to do the following things.....   I would be able to roar my head off  without looking CRAZY   When I would roar, people would go, "OH SHIT a dinosaur!!!" and then they would run away but no one would think I'm...

Here is a Dollar Store Poem

28 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

These words equal dollar store poetry   No O'Hara or Plath   Only words you might find in a basement   Cheaply thought of bound to be rejected a million times   words so cheap and not  cleanly made to the point that not even the Dollar Store wants to...

An Ode To Freedom Fries

7 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

Remember freedom fries?   Those fries never felt free in my stomach but they never felt French either.   Someone probably complained about them on MySpace in a black glitter box of doom.   Did George W. Bush have a MySpace?   I was supposed to go bac...

To Die At Sears

3 Feb 2020 1 minute read 0 comments JAQ61188

Dying in a Searswould be nice butit will never happenas I don’t want todie young I’m 29and Sears isn’tgoing to lastuntil my old agebut why wouldI want to die ina Sears in the firstplace as it’s likeany other departmentstore? Well the sentence,“Joseph...