If I was a dinosaur....

I would be able to do the

following things.....

I would be able to roar my head off 

without looking CRAZY

When I would roar, people would go,

"OH SHIT a dinosaur!!!" and then

they would run away

but no one would think I'm nuts

Also no one would make fun of me for

having small arms as dinosaurs are

somewhat expected to have small arms

Now I know there are dinosaurs with big arms

out there but T Rex's tiny arms are the

iconic image when it comes to dinosaur arms

So how can I go against that?

If I was a dinosaur and Jesus was real, I would

be able to do the legendary Jesus riding a dinosaur picture

It would be awesome as

Jesus Christ would ride on me

wherever the hell he wanted to go

Imagine being the dinosaur

that Jesus Christ would ride on

It would be a sight to see