Remember freedom fries?

Those fries never felt free

in my stomach but they never

felt French either.

Someone probably complained

about them on MySpace

in a black glitter box of doom.

Did George W. Bush have a MySpace?

I was supposed to go back to

MySpace after college but Facebook

took over and killed all those black

glitter boxes of doom.

Even all the ones that belonged

to George W. Bush and all his

lesser clones but still those

fries never felt free as I never

got a miniature American flag

with them

A little old glory at noon is

what I needed after long days and

long nights wasting away in AOL

chat rooms gazing over the

AOL 700-hour free discs

wondering how to destroy them next

but I always loved fries

even when they weren't free

costing only a dollar for what could

compel one to hate fries

It's love on a tray