Shut up and take my Cryptocurrency

Now Here's a Wild Idea: Watch Pr0n, Get Paid in CumRocket or Spankchain


This morning, a thought occurred to me: What if there was a way for me to combine two of my pursuits: Earning crypto and watching pr0n (instead of watching pr0n and paying for it)?

Surely, there'd be a market for that, right? I've got the technical expertise to make such a site (and, let's face it, enough of a stash to put some content on it). The problem is that I don't have the funding to be able to create a faucet that pays out to users. It'd have to be funded by other people because, unfortunately, Netbox doesn't pay enough to make using that worth my while in terms of what I pay for Internet connection (which is capped).

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Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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