THat Don't Impress Me Much

That don't Impress Me Much! (Yeah, she's got the looks, but you're out of touch.)


If your antisocial media profile states you're a man, but your photo gallery is only of women (especially if the majority of whom are models/celebrities), you've failed to impress me (assuming that was your intent). The same applies if the majority of your friends are young women in their twenties or younger and you're in your thirties or older.

Welcome to the block list, you sad little fuckless shit whose ego is so fragile that you only feel valuable if you surround yourself with good-looking women. Guess what, Dave? Looks fade; personality and character don't.

I'm also inclined to wonder if these women (I'm not referring to celebrities here) know that you're posting these pictures of them and consent to that. Probably not, most of the time.

 

 

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Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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