Facebook is a toilet.

Just Another Week in the Life of The Snark


Just once, I happened to open a tab for Noise in the wrong container. Now, every time I open it in the correct container, I get prompted to confirm I'm sure I don't want to open it in the incorrect one. Yes, I'm sure. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it. I don't know how to correct that annoyance.

On an unrelated note, but even more annoying, I really don't know why my already lousy Internet connection gets even worse when running off backup power. Some days, it's like frigging dial-up.

Anyway, all going well, I should no longer have accounts on FuckboiClownLife, seeing as both my personal and business accounts apparently got nuked when I put in a request to have my personal one deleted. Anyway, I couldn't be bothered to find out and setting up a new one (for which I have no use) is a mission, more trouble than it's worth, a waste of my effort and time. That POS site can fall into a black hole, for all I care. I'd probably do better trying to find kinky people on vanilla dating sites (although I've got bigger problems to solve first, not that my libido cares).

I Cannot Even ...

Right, airing of complaints and grievances over, it's time for me to find something that doesn't require electricity, since I have no idea of when it'll be back on, let alone reliable without me moving to a First World country (which I don't see happening any time soon).


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Great White Snark
Great White Snark

I'm currently seeking fixed employment as a S/W & Web developer (C# & ASP .NET MVC, PHP 8+, Python 3), hoping to stash the farmed fiat and go full Crypto, quit the 07:30-18:00 grind. Unsigned music producer; snarky; white; balding; smashes Patriarchy.


The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS
The Snark Returns: Random Musings from The GWS

SW/Web developer: ~12 years of C# (yay!) & ASP .Net MVC, Java (blargh!), Python (woot!) experience. I'm currently hitting faucets and writing for crypto to stake/invest . | I work part-time with animals. Sadly, my cerebellum and medulla oblongata aren't Einsteinian in proportion. However, I possess a Brobdingnagian vocabulary and get by with being a barbigerous logophile. I can probably write you into bed, if smashing Capitalism and Patriarchy turns you on. Kink is political!

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