Cryptofans you know we love you, even though we love you more than you know!! And y'all deserve even more love than that!! It's tremendous to hook up with y'all here on the laser Publish0x.   

When we finally get our crypto chops out of the FT, it is a MUCH funnier world!! And often a much more crypto information packed world. 

We wanted to take time out of our busy day to give props to the Nexo Dispatch.    Dear readers remember:  Is Mikey Sailor still in charge?? Nexo says he has 68% of the voting stock.  

It's funny, about a third of the Nexo curated funny news items we also thought were hilarious.    But unlike US, the Dispatch delivers keen insights and fantastic choices of tweets that really cut to the chase.   

Plus, let's admit it, dear readers can attest we are hypocritical proofreading fascist nutcases, complete snobs who take offense at how OTHERs use and punctuate English.  And American, lol!!  Y'all know we snootily called out the FT for typos repeatedly, including  this week. 

We just reread the last three months of the Nexo Dispatch, catching up to the last time we had read them all, and from a Strunk and White typographical point of view, it was a PLEASURE, we saw ZERO issues.  Hell, we even picked uo an affectation, did y'all know TLDR should really be Tl;Dr or something?? 

OK, we know that humor is so dry the brits would call it torrid, let's go to what we saw on those patches of the Dispatch: 

Examples of what we agreed was really funny:  Argentinians bought so much DAI and USDT that Tether broke the peg!! but to the upside, so the FT never noticed it.   The Dispatch says Argentina's citizens are taking advantage of crypto rails to protect them from their volatile home currency.   Now, unlike us, Nexo never says LMAO, so let us say it for them AH HAH HAH HAH HAH !!  All we ever hear in the FT is how we need guardrails to protect the people from crypto.  Sweet turnaround of phrases!! 

Stuff that was very funny that we missed!! Everyone knows Reddit is cranking away with home grown creators, getting paid for avatars, working with Reddit's vault. Hey, we used to have a bunch of moons before we got sick of the subreddit, we should go check!!! The FUNNY part?  Nexo says it maybe ain't pure Web 3.0, but in this bear market it IS Web 2.5 with new users, attention and excitement!!   Ar ar ar ar. 

And the tweets! The glorious, hilarious, deeply cutting curated tweets!! 

Ok we don't get on Twitter that much this decade, but now we want to!! tell it like it is, Neeraj. 

We found out from the Dispatch that the FT never told us, LIz has her man Richard Fuller still pushing for crypto for London!! 

It's funny, Sugarfix keeps trying to tell us the Federal banks are distributed and individual.  We did NOT really understand. Until the Dispatch let us know Cleveland loves LIghting!!

Dear readers know the FT classic negative crypto graph crop job drives us NUTS!!!   sometimes, we have to print positive graphs that the news SHOULD be printing!! Just like the Dispatch, baby!!

Unlike US, it's NOT all about the funnies, sometimes just stunning insights.  Check out THIS graph - is BTC tied to US fiscal policy?? Three guesses lol:

The hits just keep on a comin!!  Slapstick jokes from Mikey Sailor!!  Out of touch statements from our dirigisme elites!! OK as stated, Nexo is too classy to say BWA HA HA HAH HAH OMG is that REAL!!??!  But we will! AH hah hah hah

It's great.  Tho we gotta go check more Safidean vs Andreas before we even fully understand this one, but we bet it's FUNNY

We will let y'all know but we gotta pass out right now.  Anyway, check the Nexo dispatch if you like, link below.