The funniest crypto week of Nov 27th

The funniest crypto week of Nov 27th


Crypto people we love you.  The long arc of history ADORES you!!!  Thanks be to the algo of the all-encompassing Publish0x!!! 

Hey admit it it's been another funny, funny week!!   & longer!! we missed this: c106af573075a5b47fcd9d440a0edc30cb33e992f266b45eb96cb3bfddc13809.pngTLDR:  Nutcase doxxes everyone, then DEFENDS IT!!! "If you found yourself on the naughty list, too BAD!!!  AH AH AH HA HA OMG WTF.  Everyone opened up to say they were legal, Tokensoft took it down later, tragicomic. 

What else was funny?? The FLARE hack was funny!! It was 71 billion when the hacker stole it, but 17 million by the time they fenced it. Just think, they shouldda gone white hat and asked for a 0.1%  bounty they would have got 4x what they did get ah ha!!! 

Anyway, the penny dropped and we understood another level of stupidity in the latest circle of stupidity:  We laughed at execs who gave all their money 3AC.  We laugh at hedge funds that were 100% exposed to interparty credit risk with a SINGLE CEX, that ain't hedged!!!  Ikigai, we're looking at you.  

Some of the latest bodies to float to the surface show us something funny.  Who just closed up?  Digital Surge in Oz from FTX, , SALT from FTX, lemon cash from FTX, Coinlist from FTX and 3AC, Genesis from FTX, Coinhouse from Genesis, Nestcoin from FTX, Gemini from FTX, Coachella NFTs wait wait we've seen this joke before!    from FTX, b180cacdf90a327d01001511ed2f305a9ed7dceac1dc22c52df5b0c0f88bfea8.pngTLDR: yeah ya can't unsee THAT lol ar ar ar !!! 

But this still doesn't hit the funny part. It's that, Coinhouse, the supposedly bigtime legit french house.  what did they do to launch an Earn product?  They just GAVE IT ALL TO Gemini!!   OK, Pierre, we are done!!

And of course, Gemini turned around and gave it all to Genesis !!!  Who gave it all to FTX!!  LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING!!!!  Oh help us.  & the execs at Coinhouse responsible for this suited up and went to work every day, just like the execs at Genesis, ah ha ha ha, pretending they were doing a good job. 

Sammy was WORSE THAN ZU AND KYLE at least THEY were trading badly, not just pretending they DIDN"T KNOW they had swiped 10 billion in client funds!!!!  And gave now turns out 100 million in political donations.  

The Brownstone institute!! 586e471da813a9a1873897624b895f9e51bc661ffb5ab2966a5d8f0cf203b3ee.pngthey say Sammy had no idea why he should be against repurposed medicines, he just knew he WAS supposed to be.    We disagree, Sammy knew 100% he was shilling for big money pharmas like Pfizer, always remember those billion dollar fines for crimes against humanity!!!  He himself TOLD us HE KNEW ALL ALLONG OOHHHHHHH 5ba339eaba6cdd4239f64f18ce68a31c7a444e4c3d6b9ebaa13c3722c73aaa4e.png

 

MOVING on - Bill Ackman is a wild and crazy guy there is no doubt, activist shareholders ride on the wild side !!! dcb0af1bc3709f478ec024d5b919e27059c5b4e6ecfc502d161179d4b06199b6.pngWell, now he's on crypto's side.  Post up those W's when ya GET them. f4263ac78939688b2bedcdb3a319e5bc18d91fd59a6e91405f127a71de945ea3.pngTLDR". Helium.  For god's sake, SOMEONE said Helium as a use case, thanks for small favors. 

AHh, cmon the BIG funnies!!!  CZ ponied up a BILLION for a bail fund!!  150 companies applied, CZ had to pony up ANOTHER Billion that's funny!! 

Are we doing tragicomic this week then? 0230cea50cacd5c5de9fc2f4a92414bf08b05f788d1b6484c011329a14ff08e3.pngthis is sad, not funny.  

Litcoin is up 40% over 30 days, THAT's funnier than it was last we wrote about it popping!  Here, this is funny good 6e459b465db40faefd528e30da0666e2c263c5891b62f643ec0e9efc78ded0d4.pngTDLR: the game is always on!! 

OK we gotta sleep, sweet dreams to all when you do sleep!! Thanks for being here, it makes a difference. 

Peace out, 

love,

Dave

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Dave Sawyer
Dave Sawyer

National Merit got this punk rocker to Oberlin, and Wall Street fintech gave up world tours and an NYU MBA. I am a Bitcoin true believer. Bitcoin is deeply revolutionary in a way we always prayed tech would be. Keep the baby Faith!


Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !
Hi, I am Dave, and I just got hooked on crypto !

After decades motorcycling in NYC to work on Fintech and play punk rock, I just woke up to Cryptocurrencies and fell in love like never before! Blogging for the hell of it while learning my way through this awesome, deeply revolutionary evolution in money. Join us while we laugh and flip off the central banks and their currency debasing governments! Stack sats to the Moon, Lambo, don't reck, FUD, FOMO, wild wild west, bless Satoshi!

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