Cryptofans we love the bones of ye, we would marry ya in the morning, y'all will all go straight to heaven for evolved revolutionaries! Thanks and love to the Publish0x as always!!! Igor, still sorry bout that puke on NFTs & Jetcoin, but but but we checked and hey that's the first time evah the contest judges couldn't take a joke at ALL so WTF. Hope it won't happen agin, but we've seen us do it...
Wall Street research fintech was very funny in one way - ya can call it a prototype, a testbed, a trial run, until the first second the tech hits an arb trading floor, and then zap 100% live production operations, possibly 24/7/365, run outta NYC for extra difficulty ratings if yer Bear Stearns...
Crypto is the same way. The fiat functional wars were all cold fun and games at first. Can we buy a pizza? Yes we can. Can we start a fiat vs crypto store of value cold war! Hell to the yes we can! CAN WE JACK BTC all the way to mainstream Overton window acceptance, stomping waaaay over 200 of the 300 fiat currencies ? hell to the YEAH YIPPIE KAI YAY MF
Why in Merica we had democrats and republicans, dogs and cats, Jared Polis and Mick Mulvaney living together in peace to promote Colorado as a crypto futurist haven. Peace love and rainbow unicorn ass with Vitalek everybody!!! Cold war productivity, philosophic and philanthropic gains just like the moon race, microchips and freeze dried OJ, it was all good! 
YA OK we had a cold war drumbeat of crypto hate coming from the central banks and the Financial Times and the Warren Buffet /Dr Noriel Doom ancient at heart old guard i.e. everybody who already WAS minted in the old world. Just noise in the truest sense of the word.
Then trouble in paradise. The volcano powered BTC miner bonds in El Salvador attracted the ire of the IMF. Mooseolini in Canada decides to seize seize cash and crypto accounts of political opponents.
Does the rest of the West protest? No, rather they wait a week and try it themselves, albeit against a more real emergency. Merica declares war without any of that piffle about the Congress or the Senate and destroys the ruble and russian bond market. All the politicians are polarizing around the position of their favorite idiots rather than thinking.
But hey man, this all WAAAY too blackpill, and the only solution is now and forever WE ARE HERE FOR THE LAUGHS PAL! And this is hilarious - & it's better to look good than feel good, and dear readers, you look mahvellous!!! So without further ado, let's do the voodoo of the TOP TEN FUNNIES OF THE CRYPTO WAR TURNING HOT!
* Hillary is 'disappointed' that all the crypto exchanges won't ban all Russians due to their "philosophy of libertarianism or whatever.' While Killary misses the point and conflates technical denial of non-custodial wallets with operational denial of central exchanges, still a real chuckler.
Not so funny - Kraken caves in fast
* the RCMP ( the royal counted mounty po-po for god's sake) is called out by the OSC (the canadian SEC) on TWEETS from Kraken and Coinbase saying that non-custodial wallets are good. recommended using non
but the big number one ? Nunchuk basically ntells Mooseolini to go google software providers, specifically those of“self-custodial, collaborative multi-sig Bitcoin wallet(s)." ROFL
