Cryptonauts we love ya!!
Are we ready for some fun funny crypto news!!! Well, it took many hours of lawyers working for thousands of dollars per hour. But they got it DONE!! 
TLDR: flying monkey lawyers got the bankruptcy judge to agree that all of the stablecoins clients deposited on Celsius now belong to?? wait for it: yes, that's right, the flying monkey lawyers. Many more months of milking the process!! Oh, we bet they all felt like that was real work. AH ha ha ha!!!
What else: Ohh big scary headlines!!! Coinbase is going down!!! 
TLDR:Nah, not at all. This is NOTHING in the world of AML fines. It's only a 50 mm fine, plus Coinbase promised to spend 50 MM more on compliance which they had to do anyway. The US fined AML about 3 billion in 2020 and maybe 1.2 billion in 2021, this isn't even a 1% fine!!
This one is funny. Are you an experienced crypto forensic analyst? 
Well, now you can get in line to apply for a job that makes 48K a year!!! Oh ya, that's enough to hire the Mango Hacker NOT!! AH ha ha ha ha!!!
There's a major, major flaw in the "death to crypto" theories running around these days. Basically, whoever bans crypto loses out. Here's India figuring out the famous Eff around and FIND OUT formula in action : 
TLDR: ah ha ha HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Sammy's lawyer got all shirty when the law wanted Sammy to quit screwing with FTX wallets. Sammy denies it all, but the Judge denied those who would deny him denying Sammy the right to screw with FTX wallets!! that's funny!!! 
OK peace out cryptonauts!! We love ya!! take care of each other!! gotta pass out!
Love
Dave
