FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!
FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

FT WATCH - the Financial Times on Crypto!!!

The WSJ turned into USA today - which leaves the FT at the top of the heap for serious financial news! Join us for a semi-serious monitoring of the FUD & hate the FT now showers on crypto. Dear readers know we love that pink newspaper but boy howdy does the FT despise crypto--- it's funny. The old guard always fights the new guard. The FT does it eruditely, with misleading comments, fun graphs, and outright lies (usually) attributed to crypto's greatest enemies!


FT Crypto Gazette Monday, July 12th! short and sweet. Tail Wind praise redux, fun with bankruptcy courts, Voyager makes a BIG funny but the FDIC ain't laughing

12 Jul 2022 4 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Hey Cryptofans, we just love you.  All the time, even when y'all snore.  Y'all are a joy and a wonder, Jesus's favorite critters of beauty for ever and ever.  Thank you for joining us all, united on the stunningly sweet, magically delicious  Publish0...

Ox exclusive -FT crypto counterpoint July 11th. Wirecard Tradfi Fraud uber alles! Esma banhammer swinging slowly & kinda silly. Turks still loving BTC. Letters to the Editor - DAVID CROOK SAVES THE WORLD YAY!!! YAY!!

11 Jul 2022 7 minute read 0 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people you know we can't help ourselves, we love you. Sugarpie honeybunch.  you know what it means to me!! The flame burning in our heart, tearing it ALLLL apart.  With love for y'all and the mighty mighty Publish0x.   Day seven of the FT Nex...

FT Crypto GAZETTE Weekend! July 9th. Sammy Fried loves brokers like grapes!! NFTs for artists. Plz no say phygital. Once & future BTC

10 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

  God bless each & every one of y'alls cryptophile selves. We LOVE you.   Schmaltz with us girls n boys for a precious second! It's all about love.  Even y'all atheists, if ya wanna help people in the street, then y'all are surfing in the warm froth...

Breaking NEWS - Nexo secretly rules the world, but the FT won't tell you!! Argentine Peso Breaks Tether's peg - TO THE UPSIDE! Vauld gonna be aiight, thanks Antoni! Big news the FT will never tell ya

9 Jul 2022 3 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto people we love y'all.  Just by being here with us all on the heaven sent Publish0x, y'all are lifting the fate of humanity & money on a new path. In the words of the Chainsmokers thank y'all and take care of yourselves, it's a marathon not a...

FT Crypto GAZETTE!! Friday, July 8th. US asks Godzilla to flatten Urkutsk BTC!! Ark grows 15% W/ CRYPTO! BlockFi correction came home halfway. Crypto in luxury watches!!!

8 Jul 2022 7 minute read 7 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptonauts, Whitney sang it beautifully, Dolly wrote it amazingly before her - we love you!! Even if the FT sends a "cease and desist" letter today and we die of a heart attack while laughing, we will STILL love y'all.  We will haunt y'all with cryp...

FT Crypto Gazette July 7th! Meta loves classy, upright blockchain!! UK loves mutualcoins!! Bye Voyager, Hello Rammstein plus the big death of Web3 & blockchain NOT

8 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto fans, in the words of early Stones, we love you !! And dear readers know we adore the everlovin Publish0x!   Busy day today in Financial Times crypto prop, let's roll! Hmm, Boris finally out, sterling will have a dead cat bounce, entrenched in...

FT Cryptowatch July 4th. Scooby, find BTC & ETH!?! Graph Day keeps the faith in San Fran. Pepper Pots/Holly Holliday/Cash App gives out 500k of sweeeet BTC!!! (Old news new to us)

4 Jul 2022 8 minute read 2 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptofans we love you!  May our cypherpunk selves join together today in love on the powerhouse that is the boss Publish0x!!  Please remember to re-enact revolution today for the Fourth!! Good practice for the crypto revolution.  Check local regs, f...

Watching the watchdogs! FT Crypto Weekend July 3rd. Solicitor General joins Greyscale YAY!! Wild west EU is over? "Cloudmoney"misses. CryptoUK is pro CBDC??

3 Jul 2022 6 minute read 1 comment Dave Sawyer

Satoshi stackers, we love ya!! Be kind to yourselves, and all of yours.  Turn to the tremendous Publish0x and recognize all the fiat free familial love going on! Let's mine the proof of work humor watching the supposed watchers of the watchdogs at th...

Financial Times Cryptowatch July 1st! the mouse turns - Grayscale sues the SEC!! Sing grills Broken Arrows! Crypto contagion will not crash the world -duh gee thanx FT!!!

1 Jul 2022 4 minute read 6 comments Dave Sawyer

Cryptolovers we do love you, day & night, we are losing sleep over y'all!  Practice intense self care for us, get to bed by three please y'all sweetie cuties!! Crypto people, please never die, just multiply!! Let's rally round the flag of the ecstati...

Financial Times Crypto June 30th - Lex hates, Mbappe drops NFTs under FT hate, huge Craig Wright dog not barking but FT takes Craig's money for ads !!!

30 Jun 2022 4 minute read 3 comments Dave Sawyer

Crypto rockers, we love you!  Cue the French national anthem and join us aboard the magical Publish0x for a new summer of love!  If we have to fight through the winter first, just means we'll have time together to listen to Lennon AND Marley's One Lo...