Blockchain believers we believe in you baby!!   Thank y'all & bless y'all for separating the money printer from the state.  For money of the people by the people by gawd!!! 

Wooohah, tooo many mahogany loudmouths aka manhattans.   Tell us crypto fabric changers of the FT, oh mighty Watch Army, what do we get today!! Yours till we pass out, cause we love ya!!! 

Today in print!!  We got cher tradfi gummint corruption funnies kids!! TLDR: yeaaaa baby cmon Sammy them are ROOKIE corruption numbers!! Step up to GUMMINT level!! 

ANd dear dear readers know:  let's take our dose of massive pro Fiat war machine agitpropTLDR: it's funny, yesterday the US & Germany were denying that Olaf would not send Lepoards unless the US sent Abrams.  Then the US followed one day later oh god quit lying as we head deeper into proxy war WWIII.  The only people winning are those in the market cap of the fiat fed defense industry. 

Crypto that sez crypto: the inside baseball lawyer fest we laughed at yesterday makes dead trees tonight.  Now we are too far gone to tell about the crypto dawgs not allowed to bark.  & it turns out we are too lit to decode the subliminals of the bigtime day editors picture selection.  WTF does this mean?? Sammy is under the bridge?  Is this a drug addiction reference a la red hot chilli peppers?  no the FT would NEVER be that hip - oh ok, we get it, it;s all water under the bridge!! Forget, forgive and relax as Sullivans' flying monkey lawyers rack up the 2,000 an hour PLUS on the bill of FTX account holders!!!!  Ar ar ar !!! 

Online:  We've been Wa~ITING ~for this article but we thought we'ed never ever get it!! must NOT be written by chipolina!! ar ar ar TLDR:  Lord Hammond wussy slaps the UK!!   The FCA in the UK was so horrible that Philip (what col0ur is the wind Phillip?) had to take his company to Switzerland.   Otherwise, the FCA could have crippled Copper like they did Revolut!! 

Here Phil sez eff off, little dog!!  do the right thing you morons!!  lil Britain yer losing the race to the EU among others!!!  Lord phil is now the chairman.   Phil baby!! There he said it: Treasury is planning to reform crypto regs to make Britain a global crypto hub.  ah ah ha ha ha ha!!! really Phil  meant Rishi following Liz is trying like hell to FORCE treasury to return the City to its natural role as king hell predator financial capital of the world, more international ( read: more willing to deal with SOME sleaze) than Wall Street!!! 

The REAL story:  great to hear one cry out for the home team, Lord!!! But yer not playing with home field advantage in Swissland!!  Lord Hammone please come home!!!    

Reading music schitzo. (false ah ha ha) choice:   John Goldfarb please come home ( skip it) or Fishbone

The REAL REAL STORY: it’s funny the FT don’t call Phil lord in this episode.  
LORDY phil sez he is adding clients and just topped up raising funds to keep his two billion valueation, not too shabby!! Good freaking on ya PHilly, not enuf of those stories in the FT ya know it killed them to fess up!!  AN unprecedented three (drunkedn) thanks youse for this article yea HAAAAAWWWWWW!! 

We gonna have a good life!!! 

Online: TLDR: when paper money was first introduced the people hated it!!   And now, the people hate the idea of CBDCs!!  

The REAL story:  the way to understand this article- these poor schmucks have to argue FOR CDBCs cuz the hidebound powers that be say BURN ALL CRYPTOS inshallah haibibi!! 

The REAL REAL story:  The people were RIGHT to hate it when silver was replaced with paper, it gave the CANTILLON PAPER HANGING BASTIDS  complete power over printing money to give to their cronies!!  And NOW the people are right to hate CBDCs because they WILL be abused in about ten minutes.  

This article has to help the anti-crypto fanatics accept the concept of CBDCs, which are in fact the evil empire striking back against the freedoms of crypto!!  But, y'know, fair is fair, it's gonna be CBDCs versus crypto for world dominance!! 

The article wanders off into typical FT crypto incoherence. They try to portray DLT ( oddly not explained, Distributed Ledger Tech ) as blockchain evil, versus the good of CBDCs, plus ya know crypto has difficult times lately ( AH HA HA HA update yer copypasta!!! ) BTC is OVER 23 just like we done said yesterday!!  Very strange.   Further in this line of madness, something about crypto stuttering and CBDCs pushing on is an affermation that crypto and blockchain are two different things (sic.) WTF FT?  really?? REALLY?  AH HA HAH HAH HA lmfao ar ar ar ar ar 0000OOOO!!! 

Anyhow, even bitter fiat diehards have to face up to the savings of skipping clearing houses ( 98% savings in Italian trials. )   Oddly ( again)  the FT hallucinates that the CBDCs of small countries might play a more prominent role.  AH HA HA HAH HA quit LYING!!  nobody trusts the yuan, the dollar, the pound, ya think CBDCs will make us trust the ZImbabwean dollar STOP STOP!!! write some new jokes!!!

OK crypto fans, we love ya!! THanks so much for being here!! It matters, it's really important!!!!!   God bless y'all each & every one & have a great night we gotta hit it that was an effort.  

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LOVE, 

dave

we will be here as long as y'all are baby

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