Don't mind this post. This is just me trying to actually start analyzing projects for profitability instead of just apeing in and losing all my fucking money. I've known about Anrkey X for a few months, but I didn't do anything with the project. The logo looked terribly unprofessional and uninviting, so I thought it was just some garbage college kid project. I was in the middle of getting fucked in the ass by two other shit Ethereum garbage projects Xiot and Degen.VC, so I held back.

Let's go over the pros and cons of this Anrkey project strictly for profit potential. Because I don't care if this fucking project has the newest, greatest gaming ideas on the planet — if I'm not in profit while I'm playing, I'm not going to be having a good time.

WTF is Anrkey X

From what I gather, Anrkey X is trying to bring back the appeal of old school arcade gameplay.

Anrkey X Pros

It's not a rugpull. The amount of time put into the marketing on this project does not equate with a rugpull. The project hasn't raised a million bucks yet. It wouldn't be worth it to pull the rug. So we can work from a place of general stability there.

It's got a style. The whole vibe of the site is this cyperpunk vaporware pop thing. Very purple and cool. People who are planning to put in minimal effort don't spend time creating a marketing front like this. It speaks well to the team behind it and lets me know they at least believe in their shit to be a real force in gaming defi.

Anrkey X Cons

The profit structure is a bunch of gassed up word salad bullshit. You make money basically on a lottery system. If you get lucky, you can profit from the time you spend playing whatever games Anrkey X comes out with. If not, you'll just be playing for fun, I guess. But playing on Ethereum with those fucking fees is not fun. As a trader, I want a clear path to profitability. If the fucking platform gains adoption, I hold the damn coin and profit from a rise in price because new money is coming in. More importantly, I want an acknowledgement from the devs that the Ethereum platform is completely fucked, so it's your responsibility to streamline interactions with that fucking goddamn fee-eating smart contract. As it stands, it looks like Anrkey X is going to have the same problem Aavegotchi has — so many fucking transactions necessary to just play that you start at a huge loss. And unless you have more money to pour into the system after you get done with the initial investment, you'll never get out of the red.

I don't like the fucking CEO. His bio reeks of just being in the room with movers and shakers, but not being one himself. That's straight out of the Scam Tactics 101 Playbook. Drop names everywhere so that an association is made between you and them to the casual reader without defining a real connection. It's not a lie, but the truth is very boring — my parents got me into a great school, so I got a great job, so I got to rub shoulders with real innovators, but I haven't done shit myself yet. He just looks like a wannabe fucking frat boy toolbox.

It's all smoke and air right now. All we've seen from the platform is roadmaps and marketing. There hasn't been any real screenshots of gameplay, just non-gameplay character designs of their first game. So if you're investing, you're really investing in the word of the frontman, that lame ass looking CEO. And I don't trust his monkey ass for some reason.

Final Word

I think Anrkey X will be good for something, but it won't be the huge breakthrough product the team markets. They had a much better marketing rollout than some of the games I play, so they will probably get some adoption early on. But I don't give a fuck unless I can manage the tokenomics to get my initial investment back. After that, we can game on!

But the tokenomics are shit. So I'm not going to ape in. Thank me for writing this down rather than just apeing in, because I probably would have lost money in this shitstorm. 

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