Hello, Stonks market people, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Your systems are outdated and you're all crooks. Get out.


One question Clem Fandango gets a lot: "Why don't you get involved in the stonks?"

 

 

Well let's play a little game of did you know, shall we? 

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Worldwide, nearly a quarter of the entire stonks market is owned by the top 10%!? In America that goes to 80%+!
https://twitter.com/DanPriceSeattle/status/1356356119275458561 

The S&P 500 Index spent roughly 50% of its collective free cash flow buying back their own freaking stonks during the crash!?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-16/u-s-airlines-spent-96-of-free-cash-flow-on-buybacks-chart 

Disney is up 21% despite laying off 32000 workers!? 
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/11/26/disney-increases-layoffs-to-32000-amid-coronavirus-pandemic.html 

 

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(https://ayanadow.wordpress.com/2012/03/03/is-mickey-mouse-evil/

The world is out of whack people. And there is no denying stonks markets and the underlying capitalist debt cycle is a big bloody part of the problem. While the rich get richer, the poor get happy meal vouchers and subsidised work housing. 

So the reason Clem Fandango don't own no dirty stonks, is because Clem Fandango is part of the solution, not the problem!

Need more proof. Take two mins to see if you can get to the end of this dystopian nightmare dream "game" someone made to make us all want to hurt Bezos. https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/ 

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Anywho, Clem has to get to the library before it shuts. My copy of "Marxism for beginners" is overdue and I don't want to sell any of my magical internet pancakes or sushi for fines, again. 

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