Step right up Crypto fans. Ledger has a new offer for you!
Dox one family member, and they'll dox another one, FREE!!!
Want threatening men to turn up at you grandparents house?
Now at first, Clem Fandango was all outraged. I've had to change my email address, my phone number, and move to an alleyway on the other side of town thanks to the Ledger hack.
Then, Clem Fandango thought, why get mad! Instead of buying a couple of extra blackmail target taggers for Grandpappy and Grandmammy Fandango, Clem just picked up a couple of shiny new Ledgers Nano Xs for my ex wife and her fella!
That'll teach them for not letting me keep little Rover Fandango!!
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