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Hello, CZ Binance, this is Clem Fandango here, can you hear me? Futures suck. You don't need more money.

By Crypto_Clem | can_you_hear_me | 26 Jan 2021

When Clem Fandango was less than 12 months into his crypto rabbit hole journey, there was a big hoohaa.

"Yay, CME group and CBOE people and Sesame street sponsored by the letter G and the number 7, are launching Bitcoin futures products!" y'all said. 


Clem Fandango was not impressed. "If those jacked up Where's Waldo Street muppets can just long Bitcoin, why would they buy Bitcoin?" I said.

Unsurprisingly, no one listened to Clem Fandango.



Now, CZ, I'm not saying you have the power to change the world. But you kinda sorta do. Pornhub removed unverified user content, setting a precedent that dem ladies (and boys) need to get paid to show us their bits. You could set a similar(ish) precedent by saying futures are bad and Bitcoin holders need to get paid to show us their sats. You hear me, CZ?


Be a saint, save us from our inevitable greed. Let us go back to the good old days of HODL, and Make Binance Great Again!

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