Hello, $mana, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Flipping a tidy profit was good, but when can Clem Fandango move in?

Hello, $mana, this is Clem Fandango here. Can you hear me? Flipping a tidy profit was good, but when can Clem Fandango move in?

By Crypto_Clem | can_you_hear_me | 24 Nov 2020


I aped back into $mana yesterday. "Why, Clem Fandango?, you ask? Well, let me tell you...

My Grandpappy once told me a story...

"Clem Fandango, this is Grandpappy Fandago here. Can you hear me?"

"Yes, Grandpappy Fandango, I can hear you" I said.

"If you want people to listen to what you're telling them, and really consider your advice, start by telling them this is a story your Grandpappy once told you... And put your money into Land." 

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I'm not sure this is what the old codger had in mind when he handed down his long-winded nugget of wisdom, but, he's old so who cares. 

While other cryptocurrency projects from way back when have been twiddling their thumbs, the decentraland team have been preparing an alternative to living in the impending end of civilisation as we know it. 

Why worry about masks and elections and genetically modified pig soldiers from the 5th dimension, when you can ride a god damn hover board!? 

https://twitter.com/DCLBlogger/status/1276171156618391554

Hoverboard!!

 

So, now I'm accumulating $mana to buy me some land one day real soon! Also on the shopping list is an IV drip system, and a regular wet nurse put cream on the inevitable bedsores. 

Unfortunately for Clem Fandango,  much like rubbish real world land here in sunny London, I'm a little priced out of the market right now. If anyone has a spare room, in decentraland or Dystopia-land, give me a tinkle? Clem Fandango is a very considerate roommate, pinky promise.

 

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