What's up, y'all? It's your boy Clem Fandango back with another round of hot takes on the crypto world. Yesterday, I brought you the news of the shady miner relationships on BSV, and today, I bring you the latest in the world of JP Morgan.

So, turns out they've been playing with pet rocks over there. And by pet rocks, I mean Bitcoin. But don't just take my word for it, even Jamie Dimon, the big boss man himself, had some choice words to say about it at the World Economic Forum.

Now, I don't know about you, but when I hear Jamie Dimon talking about Bitcoin, I can't help but picture him with his diamond-crusted panties in a twist. And let me tell you, he did not disappoint. He went on to say, and I quote, "How do you know it's gonna stop at 21 million? Everyone says that well, maybe it's gonna get to 21 million and Satoshi's picture is going to come up and laugh at you all."

Now, I don't know about you, but that sounds like someone who doesn't quite understand how this whole crypto thing works. Maybe Jamie "Dimon-no-nuts" should take a crash course on using CHATGPT to explain the code back to him. But hey, that's just my two cents.

So, there you have it, folks. The latest in the world of JP Morgan and the musings of Jamie Dimon. But remember, always do your own research and make up your own mind. And if you like what you see, don't forget to tip, comment and share to keep me writin' and bringin' you the goods. Peace out.