You can hear me? Good, because I've got some important news to share with you.

The crypto market is climbing. This is cool. This is okay. But what's not okay is the rise of 'Sam Coins'. You know, the ones associated with that Sam Bankman-Fried chap who apparently used QuickBooks to run a $30 billion business and opened FTX in 2019.

Now, I'm no financial expert, but I do know that something doesn't add up here. How on earth is FTT up 160% over the past month? Somehow. And it's not just the company's success that raises some eyebrows, but also the fact that Bankman-Fried's mother is rumoured to have association with the Biden family.

And that is the question of the hour. Why, Clem Fandango fans, why?

But fear not, my dear followers, I will continue to keep an eye on these shenanigans and bring you the latest crypto insights. And if you're feeling generous, don't forget to follow me and leave a tip. Clem Fandango might need it to hire a private investigator to uncover the truth about these mysterious Sam Coins.

Until next time, Toasties! Keep calm and crypto on.